Friday smeg, Friday gunt, Friday shart, Friday that man with the funny face taking a shit
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Hullo deacon's, it's time for a Queef thread I reckon. Busy weekend ahead? Working again at Greenwich for me, if my back wasn't giving me major shit I'd be happy about that, but it is, so I'm not.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 16:00, archived)

might titillate a tapir

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 16:00, archived)

prolly knobcheese a narwhal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 16:11, archived)

gonna gunt-punch a gnu

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 16:35, archived)

Old age m8 innit
Grey pubes and moobs next
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 16:37, archived)

alright

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 16:41, archived)

yep took delivery of a metal print of this yesterday, I fucking love it
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/101385225?p=metal-print&ref=product-title

fortunately my wife likes it too as I bought it in the biggest size available (98 x 68cm), going to put it up over my turntables I think
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 16:56, archived)

Peter Noone is the only person that gives a fucking shit.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 20:05, archived)

might dick slap an okapi

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 17:12, archived)

I'm reading a good book
Bring on the empty horses by david niven. Anyone read it?
(Planearm, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 18:14, archived)

Best of all the anecdotes?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 18:16, archived)

yeah every single person who stayed in a UK holiday cottage '75-88

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 18:54, archived)

read the moon is a balloon next
or better yet Magic Hour by Jack Cardiff
(piss and shit, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 22:38, archived)

My mother-in-law just played BUMMING at me in a Scrabble game.
I reckon she must lurk on here.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Sep 2023, 18:38, archived)

I've done a lot worse than BUM her

(Planearm, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 18:46, archived)

If she plays WINK next you should quit immediately

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 1:20, archived)