When I was growing up there was a kid in our road called Richard Littlejohn.
He had his toe cut off by a plastic slide that had a crack in it. True story.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)

so we have Runcorn, kids, crack, and people having their toes cut off
yep, sounds legit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 20:21, archived)

I could not point to runcorn on a map. Nor should I be able, what a waste of knowledge

( mongychops, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 20:34, archived)

If I knew that, I'd deliberately unlearn it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Sep 2023, 20:50, archived)

Reverse really fast down the M56, that'll sort you out

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:03, archived)

it makes you forget stuff?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:13, archived)

often, everything.

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:34, archived)

It make you

( mongychops, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 23:15, archived)