hi nudist's
sweaty 'eh eff' here, bit fucking much

what else is a bit fucking much?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:17, archived)

Yeah, brussel bureaucracy is a bit much. I only wanted to put canes in to support the plants but apparently its too early . Brexit

( mongychops, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:38, archived)

Couldn't make it up eh?
#richardlittlejohn
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:49, archived)

When I was growing up there was a kid in our road called Richard Littlejohn.
He had his toe cut off by a plastic slide that had a crack in it. True story.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)

so we have Runcorn, kids, crack, and people having their toes cut off
yep, sounds legit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 20:21, archived)

I could not point to runcorn on a map. Nor should I be able, what a waste of knowledge

( mongychops, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 20:34, archived)

If I knew that, I'd deliberately unlearn it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Sep 2023, 20:50, archived)

Reverse really fast down the M56, that'll sort you out

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:03, archived)

it makes you forget stuff?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:13, archived)

often, everything.

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:34, archived)

It make you

( mongychops, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 23:15, archived)

the smell coming from the cat's arse

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:41, archived)

Smelly cat!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:52, archived)

it's atrocious

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:56, archived)

Stop smelling it’s arse then.
I was attached by a cunt cat last night in my garden
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:59, archived)

I’m assuming you were attached to its arse?

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 17:05, archived)

the smell lingers
what was a cat doing in your garden?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 17:31, archived)

Being a cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 17:57, archived)

I gathered that

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 18:05, archived)

Stop smelling it is arse?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 18:16, archived)

If you say so dickwad

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)

No m8 it's what you said

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:18, archived)

Lick a plug socket

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 21:20, archived)

some random woman brought a couple of bottles of cold drinks into the signal box this morning
which was really nice, and unexpected :)
(piss and shit, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:49, archived)

Ulterior motive?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:50, archived)

she also brought a packet of hobnobs
which did seem a bit weird
(piss and shit, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:52, archived)

I looked up signal box, do you work in a signal box? I've always wanted to go in one of those.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 0:53, archived)

It's all too much for me to take

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:51, archived)

love Steve Hillage's cover of that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 20:35, archived)

My clammy ballsack

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 16:58, archived)

My sons first football match today. They got beat 4-0
The linesman that was the opposing teams manager. He was a bit much. Bellend.

“Jack JACK FUCKING RUN THE LINE JACK” it was under 9s football.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 17:01, archived)

yeah, you said

(piss and shit, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 17:25, archived)

Steve 'Silk' Hurley's first draft rejected by the label as 'too sweary for radio'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 18:12, archived)

I saw a chap in a lovely pair of shorts earlier
looked them up online and they are over a grand a pair. Bit fucking much
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 18:13, archived)

So you were checking out a bloke, got it.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 18:17, archived)

what are they made of? unicorn spit?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 19:08, archived)

you washing your face in my sink

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 9 Sep 2023, 19:07, archived)