Well that thread deteriorated into tedium, time for a new one*
HS2: Good?, bad?, indifferent?
alt: bollocks, smeg, arseboon dilbaro, cheers

*lack of tedium not guaranteed
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 16:53, archived)

It's never going to happen

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 16:57, archived)

HS2 or dreary arguing on the internet?
One of those is an absolute certainty
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:01, archived)

at least the arguments run on time

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:06, archived)

HS2

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 20:13, archived)

HS2 crap idea from the shart
Lol shart
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 16:58, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:01, archived)

HSPoo

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:01, archived)

Poo is funny

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:03, archived)

i dun a big one once lol

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:05, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8385372
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:09, archived)

Just celeb spotted GYLES BRANDRETH exiting Harrogate Station, beat that.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:30, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8385279
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:36, archived)

It was the day Kilroy lost his mind.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:37, archived)

+b

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:09, archived)

nope, going to need help with that one
justb?
(piss and shit, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:15, archived)

Rio Ferdinand Euston station.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 19:40, archived)

David Aaronovitch, Newcastle station, carrying a rucksack.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 19:42, archived)

ruck nut
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 10:50, archived)

anal

( broadsword, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:43, archived)

meh,

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:44, archived)

dmedff

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 10:51, archived)

That's why I come here
Sometimes you want to go

Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.

🍻
(Bou-, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:50, archived)

Maybe you all are too young to get this reference

(Bou-, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:52, archived)

We understand it, it just isn't funny.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:54, archived)

It wasn't meant to be funny
It was just a comment
(Bou-, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 17:55, archived)

Have you considered deleting your b3ta account?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:02, archived)

No.

(Bou-, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:03, archived)

would you like rob's phone number?

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:06, archived)

I have it already.
Cal Henderson is my friend
Long story
(Bou-, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:09, archived)

This all goes back to 2004 guys
This is an old story
(Bou-, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:13, archived)

who.is your friend

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:14, archived)

Cal Henderson.
The co-creator of this site, Flickr, and Slack
(Bou-, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:16, archived)

who.is/
( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:22, archived)

Iamcal.com
LOL
(Bou-, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:31, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8385376
( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:34, archived)

I would
And his bank details please xx
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:11, archived)

b3ta.com/features/appeal/
( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:25, archived)

is that a requirement now?
because you've literally never been funny
(piss and shit, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:14, archived)

I've never intended to be funny
I told you. I'm shit at banter.
(Bou-, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:17, archived)

b3ta you mean

(piss and shit, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:18, archived)

Ok

(Bou-, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:19, archived)

Also, I was saying dozer isn't funny
not you
(piss and shit, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:22, archived)

Ok

(Bou-, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:35, archived)

You've clicked my posts mate, admit it

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 19:45, archived)

clearly not
(piss and shit, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 20:11, archived)

NORM!

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 20:13, archived)

Hahahahaha

(Bou-, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 8:10, archived)

Yep, level up the north
put it up my arse and let's go
( $$ ✅, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:18, archived)

I generally support big public spending on big public transport infrastructure because fuck cars,
but I am opposed to the associated high levels of corruption that artificially inflate the cost of infrastructure projects in this country. I'd like to see everyone who got a kickback from HS2 to go to prison for a long time.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 19:08, archived)

I see from googling it that Sunak wants it scrapped

(Bou-, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 19:15, archived)

Tories see no point in public spending if it's not to enrich their corporate allies (and consequently themselves by way of the revolving door).
Even the tories can see that rail privatisation has been a dismal failure, and they don't want to go to work for a rail company after they leave politics.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 19:28, archived)

So what's the solution?

(Bou-, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 19:35, archived)

Proportional Representation.
Tories nearly always win less than 50% of the popular vote, yet nearly always win 100% of the power thanks to FPTP and gerrymandering. PR would put an abrupt end to that.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 19:41, archived)