I've been asked to work at a big pharma for a few months, grand a week in my hand, no tax or naink. Start Monday,

( mongychops, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:41, archived)

Are you a pharmacist?

(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:45, archived)

No he's a bricklayer

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:50, archived)

In other words I should mind my own business

(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:54, archived)

The rebels here

( mongychops, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:07, archived)

Flaming Lipzzz

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 21:01, archived)

Those microchips won't put themselves in all the vaccines, you know.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:00, archived)

I'm happy to do it

( mongychops, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:06, archived)

Just don't tell Russell Brand, or we'll have to kill him.
Dunno why we didn't just do that years ago, lol what are we like
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:14, archived)

I liked the onion story on him

( mongychops, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:57, archived)

I'm hoping he's developing a messiah complex and offs himself like David Koresh

( $$ ✅, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 21:15, archived)

he's not the messiah
he's a very naughty boy
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 22:06, archived)

i wouldn't get out of bed for a grand a week
mind you, i am a mattress tester.
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:26, archived)

My brother once did watch paint dry for a living in a lab

( mongychops, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 20:03, archived)

doesn't sound like a bad gig

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 20:22, archived)

result

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 21:10, archived)

I'm sure it'll last all of 2 days, I can't do high pressure environments, I'm old.

( mongychops, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 21:19, archived)