If you shove a pickled radish up your arse, would it cancel out the smell?
Alt: where my clowns at?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:44, archived)

I would probably fart it right back out
Aiming my arse at the cat, of course
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:48, archived)

This is the sort of thing that should be promoted

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:51, archived)

because it's rank

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 14:46, archived)

Ho ho ho

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:22, archived)

Clown 5, standing by

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:48, archived)

Standing by what?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:51, archived)

ALL the other tables

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:52, archived)

Just staring

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:54, archived)

Biggs Fartlighter

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 17:52, archived)

Clowns Syndrome

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:51, archived)

Oh man is that where you have the extra pie chromosome?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 13:52, archived)

Please draw a chart depicting this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 14:47, archived)

OK, if I hadn't farted the pickled radish out
This would have made me laugh it out
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:18, archived)

Fucking magnets

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 14:13, archived)

^ Juggalo

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:11, archived)

explosm.net/comics/rob-clown
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:40, archived)

scope.com/MMMMNEURRGH

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:54, archived)

up the scope from other

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 16:02, archived)

alright brb

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Oct 2023, 16:28, archived)

No, I don’t think he is

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 16:31, archived)

lol

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Oct 2023, 16:52, archived)

Cheebrbs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 18:52, archived)

If there was a hell you'd definitely be going there.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 19:26, archived)

Just as well it's a load of made-up old bollocks, then, isn't it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Oct 2023, 19:52, archived)

Damn right.
Roko's Basilisk is totally a thing though, so always say please and thank you to your devices.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 20:11, archived)

I can't believe people take that stuff seriously.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 2 Oct 2023, 21:45, archived)

/talk, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 21:59, archived)

ASSCLOWN

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 14:34, archived)

Why not string a whole bunch together
like anal beads?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 14:41, archived)

If you want the world of chess to take note you need to make sure they vibrate

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 14:45, archived)

I'd prefer to go under that particular radar
thank you very much
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 14:50, archived)

You'll never be a Grandmaster at this rate

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:06, archived)

Sinigang na Baboy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 14:43, archived)

You have an alarming preoccupation with bums

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:05, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:29, archived)

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( broadsword, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 15:58, archived)

does a clown's fart smell funny?

( $$ ✅, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 16:53, archived)

lol
Hahahahaha
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 18:29, archived)

fucking hell

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 22:20, archived)

It's an interesting idea but I don't think smell acts as a waveform that you could cancel with antiphase.
More research is needed.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 17:51, archived)

Lol

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 2 Oct 2023, 18:57, archived)