Why anyone would ever want to get married is fucking beyond me.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 12:21, archived)

It was fantastic, you fucking stupid fucking cunt.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 12:28, archived)

Syncubus dying, I mean

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 12:38, archived)

+ to me

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 12:39, archived)

any way the wind blooooooows

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 22:18, archived)

other people are loved

(piss and shit, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 12:52, archived)

You will find someone mate, chin up.
I would keep these kind of posts for Facebook you needy spastic
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:13, archived)

yes yes that post was directed at myself, yes

(piss and shit, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:54, archived)

g+

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:19, archived)

gother people?

(piss and shit, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:53, archived)

how gare you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 15:17, archived)

that's what I thought, until I met my wife

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:37, archived)

^ gay af

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:49, archived)

Fucking hell.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 14:23, archived)

Ease of travel and employment via green card

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 15:18, archived)

aren't you a citizen by now?

(piss and shit, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 19:54, archived)

No, I've not applied for citizenship

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 21:08, archived)

I agree in your case it seems pretty unlikely. Maybe you could just move to one of those American states where they let you marry animals?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 22:17, archived)