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I do not like fighting with people
And I apologise to everyone for the fights.
From now on I will simply ignore nastiness and put those people on ignore.
Thank you.
End of public service announcement.
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 9:00,
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Maybe don't act like you know more than, and are cleverer than, everyone else when it clearly isn't the case.
We had all that with psychochomp years ago.
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 9:05,
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Sausage
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 9:27,
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Sausage
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 10:01,
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LOL!
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 11:26,
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Ah, but how do you tell the difference between nastiness and 'epic forum bantz'? I assume everyone's just pissing about.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 9:31,
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Alright ocsp you weirdo
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 9:32,
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Alright beep
I considered buying stocks in Games workshop cause they seem safe and now they've got the witcher producing shows for them for Amazon. Thoughts?
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 9:43,
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Sounds like a great reason, though you're better off buying units in a fund with Games Workshop as a holding rather than as direct shares.
YOU'LL BE SORRY THAT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME.
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 9:48,
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I'll look into doing that then. Most of what I've got's in tangible assets. If only I'd bought a unique digital portrait of a monkey in a business suit, right now I could be swimming in filthy lucre.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 9:58,
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Meh, FTSE and UK equity funds are steady but unspectacular.
Buy some global (ex UK) funds and North American equity funds to run alongside the UK one. You'll be well diversified.
Either that, or pile in to crypto.
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 10:01,
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...and gold bullion. OBVIOUSLY.
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 10:02,
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Got plenty of gold and silver for safety's sake, I'm with Bou on that one. But in terms of actually taking on a little risk in order to make a bit of cash I've not done much. There could be some money to be made with property development companies later this year. I believe there are some reg changes coming up re converting commercial to residential that'll prompt a bit of a gold rush.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 10:23,
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Risk is your friend. Invest in gold, silver, cash and the returns will be lower than inflation.
Over 5 years plus, equities give the best returns. Look at Vanguard's funds. They are such a huge firm that if they failed, it would be at the same time as a huge meltdown, worse than 2008, and pretty much every firm would have gone bust before they did.
Go for a 60/40 fund if you're wary of too much volatility.
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 10:28,
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I just wanted something physical that holds it's value. Got a couple of decent watches for a similar reason. I'm clueless when it comes to this other stuff though. I'll have a look when I've got some actual money floating around again. Cheers.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 10:35,
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Physical assets are wack yo, other than property.
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 10:37,
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Got that too thank god.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 11:28,
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Silver will do better than gold but so bulky
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 10:45,
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Christ.
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 10:51,
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I've got a guy who manages a metals account for me. Apparently silver fluctuates in price a lot more than gold, so when silver's cheap he sells some gold and buys it, then when it goes back high he does it in reverse so your gold account keeps going up. Not massive returns but a hell of a lot better than bank interest.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 11:03,
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My friend keeps actual gold and silver
He's got way more silver than gold
Says the parity to gold will be 6x
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 11:11,
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Always good to have assets you can lay your hands on. Although if society gets to the point where I'm having to use metal to barter with then I'll probably already have been killed in some way, either in the initial schism or later by the local horse militia.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 11:27,
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Not if you have guns :)
*runs away as fast as big boobs will alow*
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 11:49,
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Oh! I've got my new bra now, I CAN DO IT!
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 11:51,
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Nike
Just run about with guns and your tits out.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 12:24,
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That's it!
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Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 12:27,
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goldu i
ion y
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 10:25,
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Plus, their shares are down hugely over the last 6 months, so you're likely to latch on to the rise when they go back up again.
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 9:59,
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Sounding good.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 10:24,
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-t
the witcher producing shows for them for Amazon cute goblins on them
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 9:59,
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Just hoard some Space Marine Dreadnoughts.
Those muthas will never go out of style, and eventually they'll have some retro value once they inevitably change the designs again.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Mar 2024, 10:17,
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Being a weirdo hoarder I've actually still got most of my collection from my youth (early 90s). Looking on Ebay, I'm sitting on quite a lot. Utterly absurd some of the prices it changes hands for now.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 10:29,
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'I think you're a weirdo' doesn't count.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 9:45,
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Yeah it does
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morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 8 Mar 2024, 9:48,
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She doesn't/can't, and they are.
Therein lies the problem.
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