Off to the pub now to get my coach to France, don't be jelly

( mongychops, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 19:56, archived)

Amusez-vous bien

(Planearm, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 20:05, archived)

Have a great time mongy
LFTL?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 20:07, archived)

Oh yeah, I've got to bore someone

( mongychops, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 21:07, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 21:48, archived)

i went to Croatia by coach once not long after the yugoslav war
It was winter and the roads were fucked going over the mountains and the coach driver gave zero fucks. Snow everywhere, hairpin bends and yolo driver. Was fucking mental. Just the driver me and my Croatian gf and a boot full of contraband, probably.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 20:29, archived)

anyway have a nice time.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 20:32, archived)

The Croatian Job
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off lol!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 21:06, archived)

i didn't get the memo

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 21:50, archived)

What happened with the girlfriend?
Did you guys Split up, or what?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Apr 2024, 22:12, archived)

i'm too tired for this level of humour

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 22:26, archived)

Did you Pula nother one?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 22:33, archived)

There's nothing Zadar than being dumped

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 22:34, archived)

Slavonski, Brod?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 22:36, archived)

Coach company I go with
Gets from Liverpool to the Spanish border in 24 hours. I hate flying.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 20:34, archived)

Why?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 21:45, archived)

her arms get tired

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 21:52, archived)

Kicks my vertigo off really badly
Feel sick and dizzy for 3 days after flying, so what's the point? Going on holiday just to spend 3 days when I get there feeling sick and another 3 days when I get home
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 6:43, archived)

My sister gets this weird thing when she's in the car
and somebody else is driving
She says it feels like she's lurching forward like on a roller-coaster
Is it like that?
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 12:39, archived)

it can be, yes
I can be walking down the road, but it feels like I'm going up and down, as if I was on the deck of a ship. Other times, I can take ten steps quite normally and then, on the 11th step, it feels like I've dropped down 20 feet. It's very distracting.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 15:46, archived)

That sounds bloody awful
What is the cause/cure?
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 21:26, archived)

Stay safe

( $$ ✅, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 20:54, archived)

I have asbestos scarfs

( mongychops, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 21:08, archived)

Assuming "jelly" is being used here as a colloquial form of "jealous",
I think what you actually mean is "envious."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Apr 2024, 21:05, archived)

Yes but envelly doesn't sound cute and adorable

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 21:44, archived)

^very very jelly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 21:51, archived)

Alright, envee

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 7:38, archived)

I have a jelly belly but yes I am jealous of your holiday

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 21:40, archived)