You're all my alts.
I made you so well, you think you're real. hah!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 10 May 2024, 14:06, archived)

I prefer the term 'artificial unintelligence' myself.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 May 2024, 14:14, archived)

artificial belligerence
actually no, this is the real thing
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:05, archived)

I'm real
Sos
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 14:25, archived)

message in a virtual bumhole

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 10 May 2024, 21:20, archived)

I've stopped believing, Dave

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 May 2024, 14:32, archived)

The effects of the extra cheese I put on my lasagne
Will be very real in about 4 hours
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 14:32, archived)

Haha!
🙊
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 10 May 2024, 14:40, archived)

The little skank who's been making snide comments
About my weight and appearance is giving us a lift home tonight. Colonic kickoff should commence about 6.30 and last at least an hour. Bitch is going to learn a new meaning of the word toxic.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 15:18, archived)

Ewww, but also, hahaha.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 May 2024, 15:31, archived)

Aaaaahahaha!
A nice confined space. Drop them like bombs, Smash!
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:31, archived)

I want an update!

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 10 May 2024, 19:26, archived)

PARP!

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 10 May 2024, 14:43, archived)

Alright Trouse

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 10 May 2024, 15:10, archived)

Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 May 2024, 15:38, archived)

She said I could sell my life story, make fucking millions, I didn't do that.

( $$ ✅, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:09, archived)

I'm half cut
Bbq ribs are smoking away, it's lovely out, top Londoning right here
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:20, archived)

I like it out too :)

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:21, archived)

Work night out later
Beer o'clock commenceth 6pm
Curry for later
That's me with surgery hangover tomorrow
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 10 May 2024, 16:20, archived)

Please do not perform surgery with a hangover

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Fri 10 May 2024, 18:10, archived)