Hi wanker's, Queef here with a cool new /chat thread
day off today but cba to do shit all, so I've done some exercise, had a virtual doc appt and done my tax return. Both rock AND roll, in equal measures.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 May 2024, 14:21, archived)

I'm making some toast

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 May 2024, 14:32, archived)

that's the thing I fear the most

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 May 2024, 14:42, archived)

More than being chased by beepeedee with an enormous dildo?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 May 2024, 14:43, archived)

how could beepeedee chase me with himself

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 May 2024, 14:48, archived)

-with +,

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 May 2024, 14:48, archived)

beepeedee is an enormous dildo

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 May 2024, 14:51, archived)

I'm getting the vibe that beepeedee is an enormous dildo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 May 2024, 14:53, archived)

e that ration,
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 May 2024, 14:54, archived)

Alright Marky Mark

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 May 2024, 15:01, archived)

These 'enormous dildo' accusations are deeply hurtful.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 14 May 2024, 15:08, archived)

said the enormous dildo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 May 2024, 15:09, archived)

classic 'enormous dildo' response

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 May 2024, 15:10, archived)

try lubricating yourself first

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 May 2024, 15:10, archived)

Quite right.
You strike more as a sort of human buttplug.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 May 2024, 15:27, archived)

try being a bit smaller

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 14 May 2024, 16:33, archived)

You've already done three things
That's a full day's work for me
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 14 May 2024, 14:34, archived)

I'm trying to get out and about on days off, museums etc
domestic admin doesn't quite cut it for me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 May 2024, 14:43, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 May 2024, 14:44, archived)

😘

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 14 May 2024, 17:27, archived)

New box of tissues, cover came off clean without ripping, I'm feeling so blessed right now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 May 2024, 14:35, archived)

Bless you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 May 2024, 14:44, archived)

living the dream, bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 May 2024, 14:44, archived)

-d

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 14 May 2024, 16:37, archived)