These 'enormous dildo' accusations are deeply hurtful.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 14 May 2024, 15:08, archived)

said the enormous dildo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 May 2024, 15:09, archived)

classic 'enormous dildo' response

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 May 2024, 15:10, archived)

try lubricating yourself first

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 May 2024, 15:10, archived)

Quite right.
You strike more as a sort of human buttplug.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 May 2024, 15:27, archived)

try being a bit smaller

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 14 May 2024, 16:33, archived)