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I'm watching shit horror films
And knitting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 13:50, archived)
I've done some cleaning and exercise but I'm going to have to break out the brolly and head out
I want to make adana kebabs
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 14:02, archived)
I'm not in a cooking mood lately

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 14:09, archived)
I'm going to this on Thursday
www.cafespice.co.uk/event/an-evening-of-fine-food-and-boutique-rum/

Bonus good news: Mrs Richard's doesn't like rum so I'll get all of hers too
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 15:30, archived)
-r
+b
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Tue 21 May 2024, 15:47, archived)
haha, Thubsday!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:49, archived)
Ooo, nice

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:44, archived)
Think you'll find it's spelt doner

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 May 2024, 14:13, archived)
I think you'll find spelt is a grain

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 14:23, archived)
'Döner', hackchyewally.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 14:30, archived)
in Canada they spell it 'donair', the fucking stupid fucking cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 15:36, archived)
In Canada they eat cheese curds with chips and gravy, the fucking bellends

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:20, archived)
Sorry aboot that eh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:26, archived)
if someone tried to feed me that slop, it would be 'poutine' the bin!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:50, archived)
Horror films that aren't much good,
or horror films with a literally fæcal theme?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 16:34, archived)
Nosferapoo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:58, archived)
The Bride of Cackula

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:58, archived)
Shitemare on Elm St

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:59, archived)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (a big ol' nutty shit)

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:59, archived)
The Bleurgh Shits Project

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:00, archived)
The Shitter Man

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:00, archived)
Pootergeist

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:00, archived)
Friday the 13th Shit I've Had Today

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:01, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:53, archived)
Friday the 13th - Part Poo

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:55, archived)
Shite Of The Living Dead

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:01, archived)
The Shiteing

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:01, archived)
The Exorshits

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:02, archived)
The Ring

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:02, archived)
The Texas Porcelain Massacre

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:03, archived)
Smellraiser

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He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 17:51, archived)
The Splashback Of Notre Dame

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:05, archived)
The Tirds

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:07, archived)
Brown Room

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:07, archived)
Feces In The Crowd

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Angel Shart

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:08, archived)
The Shit Scents

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:09, archived)
Blood From The Mummy's Stool

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:10, archived)
Children of the Corn

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:11, archived)
lol

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Shitters 2: The Main Course

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:14, archived)
The Bagapoop

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:14, archived)
I shit on your grave

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Tue 21 May 2024, 17:42, archived)
The De-Scent
it's the spray you use after a smelly poo. The best jokes are always the ones you need to explain.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:19, archived)
Very bad ones

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 May 2024, 7:34, archived)