pushing that funt down the boardhowdy pardner's, it's only me (Queef Richard's) here, with a new 'chat thread' for all to enjoy. Day off, here, but it's wazzing it down here 'a Londres' which is putting me off going to the butcher.
What a fucking world, eh readers?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 13:42,
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I was gonna clean condenser coils today as yesterday was lovely, not doing it in this weather (
mongychops, Tue 21 May 2024, 13:45,
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it's shit out there today, typical day off weather(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 13:53,
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was lovely in Cornwall Shitting it down now tho
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:12,
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I'm watching shit horror films And knitting
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 13:50,
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I've done some cleaning and exercise but I'm going to have to break out the brolly and head outI want to make adana kebabs
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 14:02,
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I'm not in a cooking mood lately (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 14:09,
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I'm going to this on Thursdaywww.cafespice.co.uk/event/an-evening-of-fine-food-and-boutique-rum/
Bonus good news: Mrs Richard's doesn't like rum so I'll get all of hers too
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 15:30,
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Ooo, nice (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:44,
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I think you'll find spelt is a grain (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 14:23,
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in Canada they spell it 'donair', the fucking stupid fucking cunts(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 15:36,
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In Canada they eat cheese curds with chips and gravy, the fucking bellends(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:20,
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if someone tried to feed me that slop, it would be 'poutine' the bin!!!!(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:50,
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Horror films that aren't much good,or horror films with a literally fæcal theme?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 16:34,
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I Know What You Did Last Summer (a big ol' nutty shit)(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:59,
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Friday the 13th Shit I've Had Today(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:01,
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The De-Scentit's the spray you use after a smelly poo. The best jokes are always the ones you need to explain.
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Very bad ones (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 May 2024, 7:34,
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Gap in the market there, mobile butcher, gig economy startup, "Butchr""MeatUp"
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 21 May 2024, 13:57,
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swipe right +across the throat
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:21,
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oh right, it hasn't fucked off yet.maybe it'll get bored eventually.
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Well calling me an IT isn't very nice at allI've got boobs
That makes me a she
NGFY
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No, he means someone stabbed him and took his walletbefore wiping their filthy helm all over his face. Oh right, carry on.
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It was raining here
This morning but now it is
Re al ly muggy
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:41,
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Yes it's a bit moist here also IYKWIMmight have a full caffeine coffee, at half four in the afternoon! I'm mad, me
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broadsword, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:29,
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woah there, calm the eff down, bro!(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:49,
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m8 take a step back yeah, you're out of order (
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(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:50,
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After weeks of whining about being denied the right to defend himself at his trial, Trump declines to take the stand to defend himself at his trial (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:56,
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It's almost like he's a fucking stupid fucking cunt or something(
broadsword, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:18,
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