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Found a bag of drugs at the festival, do I take them?
Y/N/B
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 25 May 2024, 17:00, archived)
don't ask such stupid fucking questions
get them down your neck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:09, archived)
Campfire remnants are good in the morning at festivals
Massive drugs, lighters, baccy, all sorts
A wallet or phone stuff like that I'd hand in but loose cash I'd keep
Am I a horrible person?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:15, archived)
only an idiot takes things to a festival that they can't afford to replace
you snooze, you lose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:28, archived)
Fair comment

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 19:14, archived)
I think I lost some 'drugs'
I'll gaz you my address can you return them tonight?
Ta
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:09, archived)
Take them all at once

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:23, archived)
Are you sure they're not your drugs, and you just got so high you forgot you had them?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 May 2024, 17:34, archived)
B
Assuming B stands for shoving them up your bum.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:36, archived)
That's actually quite a good way to take some drugs, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 May 2024, 19:47, archived)
taking is theft
hand them in at a police station
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:57, archived)
piss off, narc

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 May 2024, 17:58, archived)
how dare you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 18:16, archived)
that's just what a narc would say

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 May 2024, 18:24, archived)
how dare you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 25 May 2024, 22:40, archived)
You wouldn't steal a car

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 25 May 2024, 18:09, archived)
He might if he took enough drugs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 May 2024, 18:18, archived)
nah
if he took the drugs, he'd steal an ice cream van or a burger truck, not a car
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 May 2024, 18:30, archived)
Can you provide a diagram
depicting 'enough drugs' please?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 19:16, archived)
Tony Montana sat at his desk near the end of Scarface, perhaps?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 May 2024, 19:24, archived)
Here's an ASCII diagram that represents the phrase "enough drugs":

  ____                       _       ____                     
 |  _ \  _____      ___ __  | |     |  _ \  ___  ___  ___ ___ 
 | | | |/ _ \ \ /\ / / '_ \ | |     | | | |/ _ \/ __|/ _ / __|
 | |_| |  __/\ V  V /| | | || |___  | |_| |  __/\__ |  __\__ \
 |____/ \___| \_/\_/ |_| |_||_____| |____/ \___||___/\___|___/


(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 May 2024, 20:38, archived)
Ta!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 21:06, archived)
He might be from Merseyside

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 25 May 2024, 18:54, archived)
Every time I see the "You wouldn't steal a car..." ad, I imagine a Scouser watching it and saying "Yeah I fookhin' would!"

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 May 2024, 19:23, archived)
Aright la!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 25 May 2024, 19:24, archived)
- car
+ shell suit and perm
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 21:13, archived)
How could you 'steal' a perm?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 May 2024, 21:18, archived)
you wouldn't

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 7:28, archived)
You don't know that.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 25 May 2024, 19:40, archived)
would you shove it down your japper though?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 May 2024, 20:40, archived)
As you speak squire xx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 25 May 2024, 21:14, archived)