That's me till Tuesday
What are you lot up to?
Apart from internet's bollocks and alcohol abuse
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 12:13, archived)

I'm doing as little as possible
Cleaned up the house and now I'm sitting on the couch. Exciting.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 12:21, archived)

Mostly chilling
And wondering why my ex sent me flowers that he knows I don't like instead of actually apologising for being a total bellend
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 12:38, archived)

Those are FU Flowers.
If he's your ex, why would he apologise?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 11:12, archived)

Turkish meal in Kentish Town, then Hieroglyphics show
Very excited, should be a good gig.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 14:10, archived)

What sort of moozick is it?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Jun 2024, 20:26, archived)

Hip hop

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 20:41, archived)

Hey doc
Can you prescribe me something for the clap please?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 1 Jun 2024, 17:22, archived)

penicillin should do the trick

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 17:49, archived)

+ for carers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 18:00, archived)

Off to see St Vincent
At the Royal Albert Hall
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:27, archived)

I have some dried mango slices ok, I would be happy to share but that isn't possible, maybe you have some dried mango slices of your own, I hope so
or other dried fruit, but not pears obviously
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:27, archived)

I don't like any dried fruit. I fing the whole concept odd. No need.

( mongychops, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:48, archived)

I like dried apricots
I don't like fresh apricots
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:53, archived)

I don't like either

( mongychops, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 20:28, archived)

Alright there mongy, this stuff is a bit like vaguely nutritious orange leather that gums up your teeth, not sure what's wrong with that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 22:09, archived)

It’s fruit biltong

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 23:45, archived)

You sound like a typical money thief.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 19:59, archived)