Hi pillock's
How's it going.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:37, archived)

One of my new dining chairs is faulty

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:37, archived)

Peter Ustinov'szzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:39, archived)

Nobody under 30 years old has seen that
due to the racism. I still think it's very funny though.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:53, archived)

it's brb's favourite film, that's what people are saying
big, strong people, straight out of central casting, with tears in their eyes, they say to me Sir, brb is a massive racist
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)

Gob Beldof

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:14, archived)

no real names plz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:24, archived)

soz mate

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:27, archived)

np

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:59, archived)

Ure welcome

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 19:33, archived)

no ure welcome

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 1:29, archived)

Drinking Yorkshire Tea
it's shite.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:44, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt
Yorkshire tea is da bomb
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:46, archived)

Get fucked it tastes like shit and you're a Yorkshiore tea shill.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:05, archived)

^tesco value teabag fan^
LOL teabag
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:09, archived)

tea ball
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:25, archived)

i used to drink it, too many tannins tho
i drink sainsburys red label these days. i like it.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 1:38, archived)

it must be 10 years since I last had a cup of tea
I blame ((($oro$)))
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:53, archived)

And boy are your arms tired!
hahahahahahaha!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 17:30, archived)

It 'wooden' go!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 18:52, archived)

All tea tastes the same

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 17:57, archived)

Is a pillock related to a plonker?
Asking for a mong!
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:49, archived)

yes, Smugsy Malone, both terms are interchangeable

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:55, archived)

SIR I AM NOT A MONEY THIEF

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:59, archived)

you fucking are, don't lie m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:24, archived)

Am I working on Saturday sir?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:30, archived)

oh man I don't think I told you the followup story
his sister was working for us too, and was working at a market in Chelsea, where one of our other staff works for another firm on Saturdays. She sent me a photo of that prick working in our stall, basically his sister subcontracted her job out to her sacked brother. And she was then (obv) sacked herself.
Keyword: fired
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:53, archived)

how did she smell?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 17:07, archived)

I'm guessing she smelled 'a bit like curry'

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 18:30, archived)

i am home and i have more beers than i thought i had so
yay
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:07, archived)

You would say that

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:16, archived)

NO I WOULD NOT YOU LYING PLOPSTAIN

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:19, archived)

Oh I think you would.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:20, archived)

spose i already did so it's very hard to argue with you
i'm not a politician
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:23, archived)

yeah you walked right into that one eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:25, archived)

in my defence i am on the idiot juice

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:28, archived)

o +a the juice
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:52, archived)

on the idiot a
uic w
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:58, archived)

bit racist m8

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 17:08, archived)

I'm pillocking as I type this

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 17:00, archived)