I'll name that tune in one!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:42, archived)

Go on then

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:54, archived)

You know, if Isla St Clair married Barry White
She'd probably keep her name as it is, as many professional women forego changing their names when they marry, so they can continue using the name with which they've spent years building a reputation
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:58, archived)

Also, Barry White has been dead for years
So for them to marry would be considered strange by most measurements
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:59, archived)

What are you blithering on about?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:08, archived)

Excuse me sir
I do not blither. I may ramble. I may even prattle. But I NEVER blither.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:19, archived)

Some woman got wed to the Berlin Wall
Maybe the church should look into this marrying dead people idea. A funeredding
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:51, archived)

Mortrimony

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:20, archived)

If Bea Arthur out of The Golden Girls married Jim Kerr out of Simple Minds
she'd post here
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:20, archived)

oh dear

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:06, archived)

See also:
Beyonce Knowles marrying Roy Castle
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:25, archived)

your accent is fucking weird
are you lloyd grossman?
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:32, archived)

Yes.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:35, archived)

Or Jack Black marrying Jeremy Hunt

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:32, archived)