I am Mystic Smeg.
My spooky prediction for today is that Keir Starmer will be very unpopular and will be quietly replaced within the year by

SADIQ KHAN!

My homeopathic remedy is not watching the news.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 8:40, archived)

Mystic Smeg.
My spooky prediction for today is that Keir Starmer will be

and will be quietly replaced within the year by

SADIQ KHAN!

My homeopathic remedy is not watching the news
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 8:44, archived)

Oy, stop picking on me.
I'm just sharing my spooky gift.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 9:06, archived)

die in a fire

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 9:44, archived)

just sharing my spooky gift a cunt
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 14:31, archived)

Er, Sadiq isn't an MP you IDIOT.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 9:26, archived)

YET

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:32, archived)

Righto, trouse, so he might go back to the Commons as an MP in 2028
Where he'll *checks notes* challenge a very close personal friend who he has known for decades for the leadership, just in time for the next GE.

If you say so mate, if you say so.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:36, archived)

You have serious issues detecting comedy, which makes this really not the website for you to be on.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:39, archived)

You're the last poster on here that should be discussing the ins and outs of comedy, you consistently unfunny shitstain on the y-fronts of life.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:42, archived)

Yeah yeah.
You are just jealous. How many ban-evading alts are you up to now? Seek professional help.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:47, archived)

This place would die on its arse if you stopped posting.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:56, archived)

Yes he is.
A Massive Prick that is!
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 12:27, archived)

^ expert assessor of massive pricks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 12:28, archived)

Bet you're a Leo.
My second spooky prediction of the day is that BPD has a fursona.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 12:42, archived)

I'm well into yiffing.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 12:46, archived)

IBYAYDOB

(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 13:16, archived)