I just ate two chicken 'kyivs' like some kind of cunt
how r u lol
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 14:12, archived)

I pronounces it "chickin keevs"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 14:13, archived)

we all have to do that now m8, typical labour, pc gone mad

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 14:16, archived)

Thanks Starmer

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 14:19, archived)

Th W
lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 14:20, archived)

no way lol

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 14:28, archived)

i wanked starmer
and all i got was this lousy government
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 19:25, archived)

all over my face
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 19:26, archived)

Sorcha Eastwood?
Scorcher Eastwood more like, eh lads?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 15:34, archived)

Sorcha Given Me Wood, more like!!!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 5 Jul 2024, 15:55, archived)

Sorcha? I hardly know 'er!
i707
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 16:10, archived)

vinekeir strokes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 15:58, archived)

Oh COME ON

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 16:11, archived)

If Russia wins in Ukraine we'll have to call them chicken alsatians, it's all down to climate change.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 16:02, archived)

I have been shopping all morning
And now I'm watching poltergeist before work. Got a nice fat rump steak for dinner tonight, followed by a couple of gin and tonics
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 14:22, archived)

sounds good, pizza night tonight here
mate's 50th tomorrow afternoon, then of course 'acca dacca' Sun. Not a bad lineup of activities
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 14:29, archived)

LINDUP of activities moar loike

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 14:29, archived)

Not too bad at all
I promised my mate that I would go to southport with her and her kids tomorrow, it's her youngest daughter's birthday. I need to find a way to get out of it.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 14:41, archived)

Keep asking insistently what the kids will be wearing and say "oh fuck yeah" in response every time

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 15:56, archived)

That'll do it.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 16:03, archived)

That is so wrong
I really shouldn't be laughing
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 16:20, archived)

Have you seen Baghead yet?

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 15:55, archived)

I have not

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 16:19, archived)

Interesting premise, not so great acting. Like 'Talk to me' but gloomier and not as good. 'Last Shift' is worth a look if you haven't seen it.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 17:29, archived)

Gonna vote today now the queues have died down.

( $$ ✅, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 15:28, archived)

Vote to extend voting hours

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 15:54, archived)