We flew Ryanair
It was fine. Just like any other airline. I’ve avoided it for years because that O’Leary guy gave the impression it was fucking horrible but it’s totally normal.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:27, archived)

OK

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:28, archived)

He fucked Leeds United though so it's ok

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:40, archived)

What, all of them?
Exhausting.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:50, archived)

and the supporters club and groundstaff

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:55, archived)

And the tea lady

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:56, archived)

people with an allergy to cockroach spoor dust are also set off by pre-ground staff

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:03, archived)

unfortunately his bullshittery is infectious
charging extra for things on the flight that were part of the ticket since flight began like sitting next to someone or having a meal on a long haul flight.

The guy is a cunt and other airlines know they can get away with it too now
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:44, archived)

They are cunts too

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:52, archived)

Like fitting an extra row of seats in, reducing leg room even more.
Hard plastic seats with thin removable "cushions".
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:56, archived)

I dunno
The flight is less than 2 hours so none of the extras are worth paying for. The flight itself was exactly the same as every other short-haul airline I've taken in the last decade.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 10:32, archived)

But that last part is probably a result of the Ryanairification of all the other cheap and cheap-ish airlines.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:11, archived)

If I ever want to take a suitcase or have a drink on a flight
I'll just pay for it, but I generally don't miss either of those options. The befuddling flight-buying process is a fucking nightmare though.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:41, archived)

I'm flying long-haul next week
and just existing beyond needing to sit somewhere cost me in the region of £240 extra
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:55, archived)

Oh really? You hadn't mentioned your forthcoming travel plans.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 12:02, archived)

He's taking the dirt road to Suckham

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:14, archived)

That's one of the best ways to Suckham

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:55, archived)

fucking hell
pay attention you prick, it's all I've been banging on about for a month
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:47, archived)

TWTJ, you miserable fuckstain

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:49, archived)

you're not very good at this are you?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 18:47, archived)

It is fucking horrible, and so is O'Leary.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:53, archived)

This explains why he's always in a bad mood on here.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:41, archived)

Poor old Dermot :'(

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 12:02, archived)

He's a cunt too

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:14, archived)