Hullo the Internet, Queef here
Anyone fisting a ferret today?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 12:43, archived)

Yeah me. Might piss on a platypus as well.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:15, archived)

Ever considered crapping on a cock of the rock?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:17, archived)

No, but I might cuck a cormorant.
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:18, archived)

Why not jack on a jackal

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:19, archived)

Might jack off a jackal

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:22, archived)

Toss off a tapir

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:25, archived)

Frederick Forsyzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:37, archived)

My next meetings just been cancelled so might go and teabag a tardigrade

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:24, archived)

IN SPACE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:38, archived)

Might spatchcock a spaniel

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:28, archived)

Well yeah durr

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:39, archived)

FINALLY someone talking sense

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:14, archived)

No
They're bitey little bastards
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:29, archived)

SIR I AM NOT A MONEY THIEF

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:42, archived)

No, it's weird

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:58, archived)

Hey McQueef how’s it going…
Wait. What the fucking hell you’re not Queefy!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:58, archived)

Look again, he says it is

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:00, archived)

So he did
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:28, archived)

It's not proof, but it is conclusive

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:43, archived)