Bollocks

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 14:13, archived)

Big dribbling pisswhistles

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 14:38, archived)

on the, forty five

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 19:32, archived)

There’s nothing more excruciating than trying to talk to someone who isn’t interested. And I should know, says Adrian Chiles
in a sudden devastating flash of self-awareness
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 14:46, archived)

I'm waiting for my first ever hat trick

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 14:47, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bZaQZmRSh0
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:09, archived)

very good

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 16:02, archived)

I met his dog last year, beat that.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Jul 2024, 14:47, archived)

dogging?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:07, archived)

Pretty much, yeah

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:10, archived)

I'm not sure you're supposed to fuck actual dogs

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:11, archived)

Oh!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:21, archived)

He was walking Matthew 'Matt the Hat' Priest in a dog costume, on a leash?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:48, archived)

Yeah

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Jul 2024, 17:18, archived)

He used to manage my friend's band

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:20, archived)

funny name for a dog

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 16:33, archived)

I once saw a dead horse, beat that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 17:55, archived)

Just finished my basic life support and fire safety training.
We went outside to start some fires in the car park and got attacked by a swarm of bees.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:26, archived)

Getting your moneys worth out of the training then

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:36, archived)

Overhead health and safety talking about putting their staff on a course
It's a one day course and it's very pricey, apparently. The course is to teach their staff how to correctly climb a ladder.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 16:11, archived)

It's easy to get it rung

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:01, archived)