Lunchlols
A duck is looking at me
Any advice?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:33, archived)

Give it a diddle

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:51, archived)

Beak-fuck the cunt

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:52, archived)

5ivZzz

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:53, archived)

Quack

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:02, archived)

hold it like a duck

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:12, archived)

is what i was going to say

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:27, archived)

too slow, granddad

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:52, archived)

is what i was going to say years ago but it was too lame then and it's only gotten worse ok
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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 15:45, archived)

Put your knob and bollocks in it

( $$ ✅, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:16, archived)

👆

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 14:02, archived)

donkey punch it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:20, archived)

puff out your chest and strut

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:28, archived)

Befriend the duck
Be introduced to lots of other ducks and befriend them, too. You now have a vast army of ducks, who will do your bidding and, using their beaks, hold ropes attached to a wicker basket, that you can sit in and be flown around town.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:33, archived)

I mean, that's pretty much the premise of this...
archive.org/details/antfarmdickholedvd9
except it's ants, and a dickhole
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:35, archived)

Ants don't really fly
And the ones that can couldn't carry a fully grown person in a basket
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:40, archived)

it would depend on how many ants I think

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:52, archived)

And the ones that could carry a fully grown person in a basket wouldn't want to

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 15:47, archived)

Also, I'm slightly worried about the size of your dickhole
If you can fit ducks up there
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:41, archived)

-worried about +obsessed with

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 15:46, archived)

I don't fucking know do I
What do I know about ducks? Just don't feed the cunt bread. Peas are good, I believe
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 14:01, archived)

Alright, Mr C

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Jul 2024, 15:11, archived)

Alright

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 15:27, archived)

Feed them bread, it's fine.
It's been cooked so it's easier to digest than the raw ingredients, all of which a duck would happily eat.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 16:10, archived)

WRONG

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 12 Jul 2024, 17:16, archived)

I've seen a lot of bread being fed to a lot of ducks in my time.
Not seen any correspondingly dead ducks yet.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 17:47, archived)

Fuck the duck

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 20:50, archived)