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Lunchlols
A duck is looking at me
Any advice?
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:33,
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Give it a diddle
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:51,
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Beak-fuck the cunt
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:52,
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5ivZzz
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:53,
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Quack
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Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:02,
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hold it like a duck
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sticklebrlcks ๐, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:12,
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is what i was going to say
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:27,
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too slow, granddad
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sticklebrlcks ๐, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:52,
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is what i was going to say years ago but it was too lame then and it's only gotten worse ok
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 15:45,
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Put your knob and bollocks in it
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 14:02,
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donkey punch it
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:20,
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puff out your chest and strut
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:28,
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Befriend the duck
Be introduced to lots of other ducks and befriend them, too. You now have a vast army of ducks, who will do your bidding and, using their beaks, hold ropes attached to a wicker basket, that you can sit in and be flown around town.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:33,
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I mean, that's pretty much the premise of this...
archive.org/details/antfarmdickholedvd9except it's ants, and a dickhole
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:35,
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Ants don't really fly
And the ones that can couldn't carry a fully grown person in a basket
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:40,
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it would depend on how many ants I think
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sticklebrlcks ๐, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:52,
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And the ones that could carry a fully grown person in a basket wouldn't want to
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 15:47,
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Also, I'm slightly worried about the size of your dickhole
If you can fit ducks up there
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:41,
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-worried about +obsessed with
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 15:46,
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I don't fucking know do I
What do I know about ducks? Just don't feed the cunt bread. Peas are good, I believe
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 14:01,
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Alright, Mr C
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Jul 2024, 15:11,
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Alright
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 15:27,
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Feed them bread, it's fine.
It's been cooked so it's easier to digest than the raw ingredients, all of which a duck would happily eat.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 16:10,
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WRONG
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( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ¥โ) (โฏอโ ใ
โฏอ โ), Fri 12 Jul 2024, 17:16,
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I've seen a lot of bread being fed to a lot of ducks in my time.
Not seen any correspondingly dead ducks yet.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 17:47,
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Fuck the duck
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 20:50,
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