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Lunchlols
A duck is looking at me
Any advice?
(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:33, archived)
Give it a diddle

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:51, archived)
Beak-fuck the cunt

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:52, archived)
5ivZzz

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:53, archived)
Quack

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:02, archived)
hold it like a duck

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:12, archived)
is what i was going to say

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:27, archived)
too slow, granddad

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:52, archived)
is what i was going to say years ago but it was too lame then and it's only gotten worse ok
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(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 15:45, archived)
Put your knob and bollocks in it

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:16, archived)
๐Ÿ‘†

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 14:02, archived)
donkey punch it

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:20, archived)
puff out your chest and strut

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:28, archived)
Befriend the duck
Be introduced to lots of other ducks and befriend them, too. You now have a vast army of ducks, who will do your bidding and, using their beaks, hold ropes attached to a wicker basket, that you can sit in and be flown around town.
(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:33, archived)
I mean, that's pretty much the premise of this...
archive.org/details/antfarmdickholedvd9
except it's ants, and a dickhole
(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:35, archived)
Ants don't really fly
And the ones that can couldn't carry a fully grown person in a basket
(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:40, archived)
it would depend on how many ants I think

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:52, archived)
And the ones that could carry a fully grown person in a basket wouldn't want to

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 15:47, archived)
Also, I'm slightly worried about the size of your dickhole
If you can fit ducks up there
(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:41, archived)
-worried about +obsessed with

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 15:46, archived)
I don't fucking know do I
What do I know about ducks? Just don't feed the cunt bread. Peas are good, I believe
(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 14:01, archived)
Alright, Mr C

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 15:11, archived)
Alright

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 15:27, archived)
Feed them bread, it's fine.
It's been cooked so it's easier to digest than the raw ingredients, all of which a duck would happily eat.
(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 16:10, archived)
WRONG

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 17:16, archived)
I've seen a lot of bread being fed to a lot of ducks in my time.
Not seen any correspondingly dead ducks yet.
(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 17:47, archived)
Fuck the duck

(, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 20:50, archived)