hi japper's, Queef Richard's speaking, how may I help you?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:29, archived)

I have to keep going into the warehouse to do guffs, they're fucking malevolent today
you know when they smell like someone else's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:31, archived)

How do I unsubscribe from your arse blog?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:53, archived)

Delete your account, then jump in front of a train.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:56, archived)

up and down? side to side? unhelpful.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:41, archived)

push pineapple shake the tree

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 16:44, archived)

thank you for confirming your subscription
you will be billed on the first Wednesday of each month
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:58, archived)

I feel I may have "won", re: farting. I lost my sense of smell about 8 years ago now.
Fart-at-will.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:57, archived)

Poor old Will :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:58, archived)

has that affected how you taste things as well?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:59, archived)

A little - more so at first.
I lost all taste too at one point - had an op to restore things, which lasted all of 6 months. Lost smell again, but didn't fully lose taste again since then. It's not "right", some things taste terrible to me now, and I favour strong tastes overall.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:34, archived)

Lacking taste explains why you're still here.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:39, archived)

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( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:41, archived)

wasn't that funny

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 16:46, archived)

It's a very old b3ta meme. I wouldn't expect a n00b to get it.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 18:28, archived)

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 22:27, archived)

afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:55, archived)

OH JUST FUCK OFF WILL YOU

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 13:59, archived)

#will

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:28, archived)

UCK OFF ART AT
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:01, archived)

^ Neil Buch

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:04, archived)

+ Kofi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:20, archived)

+ S allin, San Fahey, and K Woodward

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:21, archived)

Hello Mr Patel from 3 Mobile
Can you help me with my connection issues please? They are wank
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tbh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:08, archived)

Well that depends, what is your skill set?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:31, archived)

nude beatboxing from what I gather

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:54, archived)

you said ya momma was pretty and young, but she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue
(we saw her beatboxing for Lou Rawls, in some bright red boxer drawers)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 18:26, archived)

Can you fix it for me to have a bigger willy?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 14:55, archived)

sure, you can have mine, I'm not using it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:38, archived)

Could you recommend a decent, yet budget friendly microwave?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:21, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 15:39, archived)

anything by samsung

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 25 Jul 2024, 16:46, archived)