morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 29 Jul 2024, 7:29, archived)

yes it is

( Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 8:12, archived)

Hi Jimvin

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 29 Jul 2024, 9:06, archived)

Has anyone ever said "fuck you" to you?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 8:55, archived)

Daily.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 29 Jul 2024, 9:06, archived)

beep beep

( MiseryCunt, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 9:11, archived)

fuck you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 15:14, archived)

:O
WHO PUT NOSES IN THESE THINGS? :-O JUST LOOKS STUPID AMIRITE? YES, BUT 20 YEARS TOO LATE, I KNOW.
( MiseryCunt, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 16:25, archived)

i was just being affable

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 16:57, archived)

don't you ever try that again you piece of shit

( MiseryCunt, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 17:18, archived)

It's always morning somewhere.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 9:19, archived)

NORTH POLE. BAM.

( MiseryCunt, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 16:27, archived)

I have received an email from someone called 'Anusia'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 9:31, archived)

It's the largest inContinent

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 9:36, archived)

Yeah? Well I got an email from someone named buttgaper69 and I’m helping them with their financial situation

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 9:38, archived)

Thanks, I really appreciate it.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 9:46, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 9:56, archived)

You got my email?
Great news!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 29 Jul 2024, 9:59, archived)

Sorry I’ve already given all my money to Billy G

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 11:55, archived)

Billy G is not your lover.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 12:19, archived)

Good morrow sirrah
I feel a morris dance coming on
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 10:32, archived)

Hey, I got an email from Bill Gates today! He wants to give me a share of $5m
He helpfully explains who he is:

Dear beneficiary,

I hope this email finds you well. My name is Bill Gates an American businessman, investor, philanthropist, and writer best known for co-founding the software giant Microsoft, I have donated sizable amounts of money to various charitable organizations and scientific research programs through the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, reported to be the world's largest private charity, and I am reaching out to you today with an opportunity that could change your life forever.
Thank you for your participation and for being a part of this incredible journey. If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to reach out to us at [[email protected]].
KINDLY REPLY BACK HERE : ( [email protected] )
TEXT OR CALL : +1 404-975-0693.
With warm regards,
Bill Gates
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates

It's interesting that he's not using his microsoft email address, not sure what that's about..
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 11:37, archived)

Thank you for your participation and for being a part of this incredible journey. I

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 11:38, archived)

Audi alteram partem yeah

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 11:51, archived)

Very astute of him to link to his Wikipedia page, just so you know it’s totally legit

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Jul 2024, 11:53, archived)