It is time to say lunchtime bollocks in the style of Brian Blessed
BOLLOCKS
Lol tbh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 12:08, archived)

Hi, currently at Bristol airport about to jet off to Lisbon. Please do not direct any gazzes to this work account until 12/8/24, for any urgent messages please gaz mongychops, ta

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 12:17, archived)

Is Lisbon a girl what does it with other girls?
Lol it
I gather mongy knows how to use a gaz
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 12:50, archived)

Blue jays going mental in the trees just outside the deck, same thing a few days ago then a screech owl flew out of one of the trees, never seen one before
no sign of it today though
we knew there was a owl very close by because we've been hearing it for years, they nest in abandoned squirrels' drays, there are lots in the trees here
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 14:51, archived)

Any tits?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 30 Jul 2024, 14:55, archived)

that would be a lark

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 14:56, archived)

*more bird puns, like some kind of fucking bird pun cunt*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 14:57, archived)

way to skua yourself

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 16:23, archived)

We get tawny owls hoo-hoo-hoo-hooing in the trees outside.
I love the sound.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 16:24, archived)

i have one on the roof most nights
noisy fucking cunt
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 19:33, archived)

on the roof off the wrist
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jul 2024, 22:51, archived)

yeah, but on the roof

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 1:11, archived)

fiddler on the roof

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 31 Jul 2024, 9:14, archived)