I don't care about anybody else;
When I hear 'Brexit' I jizz myself!
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:25, archived)

I had this exact thought, no wonder we're the same person

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:47, archived)

Just like me and Boris Johnson!
That floppy-haired bag of cunt.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:51, archived)

oh shit, there are four of me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 13:38, archived)

Which one is Boris Johnson's sock?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 13:43, archived)

President pretend-quack, presumably.
It's great that GPs only have to give 2 weeks notice in fantasy land, usually much longer on Earth.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 13:45, archived)

that's why fantasy land is so popular

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:25, archived)

Read between the lines a bit...
...His employers have been trying to get rid of him for some time. Whatever his real job is, he sounds like a complete nightmare to be around.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 15:44, archived)

The lines are probably lies, though, not much point trying to extrapolate anything from them.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:10, archived)