Alright. I'm going to California next week. What are you doing next week?
Alt: bollocks
Alt alt: Hitler
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:05, archived)

I’ll be in Lithuania
alt: arseboon dilbaro
alt alt: GUNTSMEG
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:07, archived)

Make a deposit whilst you're there

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:08, archived)

I’m making a deposit as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:11, archived)

+ with my head dobber

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:13, archived)

Cor!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:41, archived)

alt alt alt: gooch gouda
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:14, archived)

Helmet Halloumi

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:15, archived)

that is absolutely disgusting
raw, it needs to be grilled
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:23, archived)

always grill your helmit

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:24, archived)

grelmit 👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:26, archived)

Alright, Led Zeppelin

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:13, archived)

Squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:16, archived)

I just want a piece of your custard pie

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:31, archived)

Same shit, different week, I expect.
Private jets, supermodels, casinos, fashion shoots, wanking into my chips before letting a seagull steal them.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:14, archived)

Average week in Brighton

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:16, archived)

Are you Boris Johnson?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:42, archived)

No, he's got more hair than me.
Other than that we're pretty much the same person though.

I jizz myself at the thought of a poor person having no food or public services.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:54, archived)

- the thought of having no food or public services

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:08, archived)

I don't care about anybody else;
When I hear 'Brexit' I jizz myself!
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:25, archived)

I had this exact thought, no wonder we're the same person

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:47, archived)

Just like me and Boris Johnson!
That floppy-haired bag of cunt.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:51, archived)

oh shit, there are four of me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 13:38, archived)

Which one is Boris Johnson's sock?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 13:43, archived)

President pretend-quack, presumably.
It's great that GPs only have to give 2 weeks notice in fantasy land, usually much longer on Earth.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 13:45, archived)

that's why fantasy land is so popular

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:25, archived)

Read between the lines a bit...
...His employers have been trying to get rid of him for some time. Whatever his real job is, he sounds like a complete nightmare to be around.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 15:44, archived)

The lines are probably lies, though, not much point trying to extrapolate anything from them.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:10, archived)

excellent
I hope the san andreas fault doesn't cause you any issue while you are there
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:22, archived)

Oh it won't, it knows I'm coming

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:27, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8421122
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:33, archived)

silly mr horrible, the LA Olympics aren't until 2028

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:33, archived)

On a work to rule so 25 patients a day
Finish jobbie on Friday
Long weekend then start new jobbie
Might tickle a toad's titties
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:40, archived)

my other half is going to LA next week for a conference
She said she will meet you at LAX
( $$ ✅, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:41, archived)

She's actually coming to my sex lighthouse
Sorry bruv
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:43, archived)

-l +sh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:23, archived)

I'll stand around with a sign that says $$

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:32, archived)

I'll do it for $

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:32, archived)

The same as this week

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:45, archived)

Fire. And hoover. And Johnsons 4fleas foggers.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:32, archived)

Have you been before? I've only been once, SF, I loved it there.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:20, archived)

SexFace? Is that guy still around?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:32, archived)

He died of a broken kick

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:59, archived)

shut up m8

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)

I stayed in the Green Tortoise hostel in 2006, it was awesome.
Nearly as good as O'Callaghan's in Earls Court.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:11, archived)

the weather tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:37, archived)

Minding my own fucking business
with almost no chance of being shot at in the process.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 15:40, archived)