"lol I done a massive drugs"

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:37, archived)

i know what that means

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:37, archived)

oh just because you live in a lighthouse you think you're so clever
twat
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 17:09, archived)

i can't stop polishing my lamp, it's for the sailors

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:15, archived)

i bet it is you sweaty little bulb goblin

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:21, archived)

I dun a lol

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:34, archived)

He eats garden bulbs?

( mongychops, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:45, archived)

apparently bluebell bulbs and wild garlic bulbs look very similar
when the bluebells are not in flower it's easy to confuse them.

bluebell bulbs are toxic and make you shit yourself horrendously or summink

not the best for soups, unless you're into that sort of thing
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:51, archived)

Can confirm.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 20:12, archived)

Why is the garlic wild?

( mongychops, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 20:24, archived)

you can use it anywhere

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 20:27, archived)

He looks like Steve Pemberton pretending to be really old.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 21:00, archived)