GUFFCHEESE
not really, TITSMEG

not really, hullo
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:05, archived)

Mid 70s Susan George y/n

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:07, archived)

why do you want to know?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:38, archived)

Just a casual question pal, no need to be aggressive.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:50, archived)

he can't help it
He's a "needlessly argumentative perma-twat"

Apparently
( MiseryCunt, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:13, archived)

'Self-appointed beeter policeman'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:17, archived)

oh i wouldn't go that low

( MiseryCunt, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 17:48, archived)

Susan Bobby
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:51, archived)

Susan

Zippy and
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:53, archived)

George Boyle
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:35, archived)

It's a big fat Y from me!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:38, archived)

She has recalled many holidays at the caravan park in Font-y-Gary in South Wales as a child.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:02, archived)

I thought you were that Shit Forum Banter person for a moment there.
Not really, hi.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:34, archived)

in a way, aren't we all?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:38, archived)

Maybe you are.
My forum banter far exceeds shit, and reaches the heady heights of mediocre.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:54, archived)

I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:08, archived)

This reminds me of that time someone said I was bad at telling stories
but I said "yeah I am" when I meant to say "no I'm not.”
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:42, archived)

A few too many blacks!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:49, archived)

Maybe they meant 'bad' like 'good', and they actually meant that you were sick at telling stories.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:48, archived)

So I actually was meant to say "yeah I am" rather than "no I'm not"?
Wow, you've really changed the context for me. I'll have to tell that story completely differently from now on.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:55, archived)

You're one bad motherfucker.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:59, archived)

No, he's not

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:33, archived)

Yeah I am
wait no I don't know
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 17:09, archived)

I've never been so insulted

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:51, archived)

A hitler style salute

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:45, archived)

heil, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:52, archived)

Hello

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:49, archived)

yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 12:52, archived)

I have made a momentous decision
huge, epic, life-changing.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:30, archived)

Did I say decision?
I meant fart lol!!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:31, archived)

LOLLLLLLLL

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:07, archived)

You're going to replace all of your old wainscotting in the drawing room
with newer, more up-to-date wainscotting?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 15:00, archived)

KNOBSMELL

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:36, archived)

Obie Smell M'Knobby

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 13:38, archived)

*smells*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:07, archived)

Not exactly 12 inches, but it smells like a foot

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:34, archived)

certainly something's afoot

( MiseryCunt, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:15, archived)

fucking get in
just remembered I'm going here tomorrow
www.meatopia.co.uk/

I had clean forgot
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:39, archived)

Why didn't I know about this before I got gastric surgery?
It's the kind of thing I'd love to go to, but it wouldn't be worth it now, all the things I'd want to try but couldn't, it's like torture
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:45, archived)

Since buying the tickets my wife has started on one of those weight loss drugs
We went out to dinner last night and she ate literally 4 bites of food. She won't eat anything tomorrow but there's a bar, she'll survive. She's lost shitloads of weight though, it's remarkable
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:39, archived)

That's meth for you, I guess.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 29 Aug 2024, 18:12, archived)

I used some nutmeg in a recipe yesterday, and my brain automatically substituted 'buttsmeg.'
Thanks, Queef. Thanks a lot.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 29 Aug 2024, 14:50, archived)

Did you grate it yourself, or use the ready-powdered stuff?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 15:19, archived)

Powdered buttsmeg, just add watery diarrhea

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 15:24, archived)

I can taste the umami already

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)

I have both, but this was ready powdered buttsmeg.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:12, archived)

welcs, bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 Aug 2024, 16:00, archived)

smegron

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:49, archived)