Morning everyone.
You're all looking smashing today.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:02, archived)

I do my best innit

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:07, archived)

Even at your worst, your best makes everyone else's worst look medium at best!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:20, archived)

Is this about penis size?
I think it's about penis size.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:24, archived)

Well yeah, of course you'd think that.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:42, archived)

I'll have you know my penis is sick, and also bad.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:52, archived)

my penis was sick last night
all over your mum's tits
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:13, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422299
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:34, archived)

Is it wicked and/or skill?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 11:00, archived)

It's lit.
I should probably put it out lol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 11:01, archived)

You should have seen me before the accident.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 11:46, archived)

Is this your way of berating me for not going to enough bashes back in the day?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 12:06, archived)

Still gutted I didn't make it to this one*
b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046

* swore off b3ta b4shes 5eva when this one was announced
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 12:14, archived)

Ugh, those are all /board people.
Freaks.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 12:19, archived)

It was an unhealthy mix of /board and /talk when I went to them.
I was mostly /board at that time, but thought it was hilarious that some of them refused to talk to the /talkers. One even once suggested that people should have name badges so that he'd know if he wanted to speak to them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 12:28, archived)

Jesus. We b3ta people really are a bunch of belming spazzes, aren't we?
/board, /talk, /links, we're all the same really.

Fuck those /qotw weirdos though.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 13:18, archived)

Please don't lump me in with the /links fascists.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 13:20, archived)

Ok fuck /links and /qotw. And /board.
But other than that we're all the same.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 13:29, archived)

this is the most internet shut in shit i think i have ever heard

( MiseryCunt, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:19, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:43, archived)

not you

( MiseryCunt, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:55, archived)

Cheers.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:57, archived)

ur welcome

( MiseryCunt, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:01, archived)