morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:23, archived)

fuck you beepbeepbeep fuck you

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:43, archived)

Having a stroke?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:48, archived)

Vinegar stroke

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:14, archived)

-str +ch

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:02, archived)

Brb claxon etc
I hate this site so much
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:23, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:24, archived)

Fin

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:26, archived)

Friday!
It's a lovely day here already - shady trees, golden sun, singing birds.
Might go for a walk.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:51, archived)

Might I suggest a pleasant perambulation to the picturesque hamlet of 'Go Fuck Yourself'?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:52, archived)

Fulking Hill!

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:09, archived)

Only one way to fuck out

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:54, archived)

What? Outside?!
Are you completely mad?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 13:00, archived)

yeah why not

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 7:59, archived)

What's next, banning morning outside pubs eh

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:17, archived)

VOTE UKIP!!!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:21, archived)

You can't even smoke kippers any more

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:26, archived)

You smoke fish?
What, like in a pipe, or something?
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:08, archived)

Don't judge my vape flavour of choice

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:19, archived)

Norning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:27, archived)

might fling a fart at a friesian

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 8:53, archived)

My boss is a Frisian
Not a cow or a horse, though.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:05, archived)

how can you be sure

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:07, archived)

esian z
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:50, archived)

Morning everyone.
You're all looking smashing today.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:02, archived)

I do my best innit

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:07, archived)

Even at your worst, your best makes everyone else's worst look medium at best!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:20, archived)

Is this about penis size?
I think it's about penis size.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:24, archived)

Well yeah, of course you'd think that.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:42, archived)

I'll have you know my penis is sick, and also bad.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:52, archived)

my penis was sick last night
all over your mum's tits
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:13, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422299
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:34, archived)

Is it wicked and/or skill?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 11:00, archived)

It's lit.
I should probably put it out lol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 11:01, archived)

You should have seen me before the accident.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 11:46, archived)

Is this your way of berating me for not going to enough bashes back in the day?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 12:06, archived)

Still gutted I didn't make it to this one*
b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046

* swore off b3ta b4shes 5eva when this one was announced
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 12:14, archived)

Ugh, those are all /board people.
Freaks.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 12:19, archived)

It was an unhealthy mix of /board and /talk when I went to them.
I was mostly /board at that time, but thought it was hilarious that some of them refused to talk to the /talkers. One even once suggested that people should have name badges so that he'd know if he wanted to speak to them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 12:28, archived)

Jesus. We b3ta people really are a bunch of belming spazzes, aren't we?
/board, /talk, /links, we're all the same really.

Fuck those /qotw weirdos though.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 13:18, archived)

Please don't lump me in with the /links fascists.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 13:20, archived)

Ok fuck /links and /qotw. And /board.
But other than that we're all the same.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 13:29, archived)

this is the most internet shut in shit i think i have ever heard

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:19, archived)

alright

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:43, archived)

not you

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:55, archived)

Cheers.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 30 Aug 2024, 16:57, archived)

ur welcome

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 17:01, archived)

Might cupcake a cockerel

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 30 Aug 2024, 9:14, archived)

mornholes

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 30 Aug 2024, 10:19, archived)