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Shit off, fuckfaces

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 17:11, archived)
That's not very kind.
Do you want to talk about your feelings?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 17:32, archived)
i want to talk about his feelings

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 18:31, archived)
i want to feel his touchings

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 6:41, archived)
Any thoughts on poultry powder?
The flea larvae killing kind, not Acme instant poultry powder.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 17:43, archived)
A lot of people here are very keen on the kind of powder that instantly turns some people into cocks, if that's any help.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 5 Sep 2024, 19:09, archived)
It doesn't work like that,
it only amplifies their natural dickheadedness.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 19:32, archived)
Indeed.
it's not like anyone's ever become a total fucking twat after getting pissed is it?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 9:24, archived)
It doesn't work like that,
it only amplifies their natural twattitude.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 15:42, archived)
I feel your pain

(Fantasma:, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 7:58, archived)
๐Ÿ’

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 17:50, archived)
New b3ta feature: Sweary Epitaph Generator

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 19:14, archived)
cleaning the outside of the windows and suddenly realized i was singing my Grand Old Duke Of York song out loud
The Grand Old Duke Of York
He was a fucking cunt
He marched them up to the top of the hill
He was a fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 20:54, archived)

cunt paedo
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 21:05, archived)
alright elon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 21:07, archived)
I shall be shitting off in just over 2 hours

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 0:25, archived)
taste my lemony tits

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 1:47, archived)