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UNFUNNY WANKERS.
GAS YOURSELVES.
(sticklebricks, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:19, archived)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:45, archived)
I'm in Birmingham
That's not funny at all
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:49, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:33, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:34, archived)
Why are you in Birmingham

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:36, archived)
work bollocks it's fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:45, archived)
I've got to go there for work bollocks in a few weeks
Funny, I lived there for ages but it's all foreign to me now
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:51, archived)
the traffic is horrific
also bollocks, obvs
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 20:03, archived)
Evening Enoch

(Martin Anus, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 21:24, archived)
Camel Knobber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 22:12, archived)
I'll tear your fucking eyelids right off your face

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 23:58, archived)
must have been whie you were kissing me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 6:35, archived)
With what should I gas myself dear forum banter, forum banter, with what should I gas myself dear forum banter with what ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:49, archived)
You're a real gas m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:50, archived)
My middle names are jumping jack flash

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:01, archived)
*makes note*

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:20, archived)
I laughed myself into a gag at something you said about whine

(Fantasma:, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:07, archived)
This one
b3ta.com/talk/8421668
(Fantasma:, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:16, archived)
i wish you'd gagged yourself for a laugh
Edit: fuck you that's english you procks
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:18, archived)
wasn't that a game show? gagged for a laugh?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:45, archived)
I have no idea.
I'd hate to be gagged though.
(Fantasma:, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:57, archived)
it'll be fine we'll have a safe word

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:22, archived)
"FISTING"

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:34, archived)
"HARDER FISTING"
oh that's words
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:35, archived)
"HARDER GAPING DOUBLE FISTING"
Safe word, safe words
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:36, archived)
"HARDER FISTING GO FUCKING BANANAS GET PRIMAL UP MY ARSE"

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:37, archived)
"SHOVE AN ANGRY BABBOON UP MY ARSE"

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:38, archived)
does that mean stop or break into another zoo?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:39, archived)
"SAN DIEGO HERE WE COME"

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:51, archived)
Is there a B4ta I can join?

(Fantasma:, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 20:13, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 20:36, archived)
quadra-spazzed on a life-glug

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:35, archived)
After a well-earned nonce-bashing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Sep 2024, 21:22, archived)
I'm gassing as I type this.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:50, archived)