UNFUNNY WANKERS.
GAS YOURSELVES.
(Great Forum Banter, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:19, archived)

hahahaha

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:45, archived)

I'm in Birmingham
That's not funny at all
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:49, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:33, archived)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:34, archived)

Why are you in Birmingham

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:36, archived)

work bollocks it's fucking shit

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:45, archived)

I've got to go there for work bollocks in a few weeks
Funny, I lived there for ages but it's all foreign to me now
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:51, archived)

the traffic is horrific
also bollocks, obvs
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 20:03, archived)

Evening Enoch

(Martin Anus, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 21:24, archived)

Camel Knobber

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 22:12, archived)

I'll tear your fucking eyelids right off your face

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 23:58, archived)

must have been whie you were kissing me

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 6:35, archived)

With what should I gas myself dear forum banter, forum banter, with what should I gas myself dear forum banter with what ?

( mongychops, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:49, archived)

You're a real gas m8

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:50, archived)

My middle names are jumping jack flash

( mongychops, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:01, archived)

*makes note*

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:20, archived)

I laughed myself into a gag at something you said about whine

(Fantasma:, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:07, archived)

This one
b3ta.com/talk/8421668
(Fantasma:, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:16, archived)

i wish you'd gagged yourself for a laugh
Edit: fuck you that's english you procks
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:18, archived)

wasn't that a game show? gagged for a laugh?

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:45, archived)

I have no idea.
I'd hate to be gagged though.
(Fantasma:, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:57, archived)

it'll be fine we'll have a safe word

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:22, archived)

"FISTING"

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:34, archived)

"HARDER FISTING"
oh that's words
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:35, archived)

"HARDER GAPING DOUBLE FISTING"
Safe word, safe words
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:36, archived)

"HARDER FISTING GO FUCKING BANANAS GET PRIMAL UP MY ARSE"

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:37, archived)

"SHOVE AN ANGRY BABBOON UP MY ARSE"

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:38, archived)

does that mean stop or break into another zoo?

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:39, archived)

"SAN DIEGO HERE WE COME"

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:51, archived)

Is there a B4ta I can join?

(Fantasma:, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 20:13, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 20:36, archived)

quadra-spazzed on a life-glug

( $$ ✅, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:35, archived)

After a well-earned nonce-bashing.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 21:22, archived)

I'm gassing as I type this.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:50, archived)