hullo nullo's

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 14:01, archived)

I'm doing a pop-up in the Gherkin on Weds

*not a euphemism
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 14:02, archived)

Gherkins do go well with cheese

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 14:31, archived)

I made my own last December and gave them as gifts
they were pretty good but not so much better than shop bought that I'd bother again. Ended up costing probably 6 or 7 times as much as Lidl ones once packaging is factored in.

tl;dr dinnae boather
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 14:57, archived)

geese

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 17:11, archived)

Workin' in the gherkin

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 16 Sep 2024, 14:48, archived)

it's serious
*i know i know
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 17:21, archived)

Gherkins in the jar

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 16 Sep 2024, 14:48, archived)

Getting pickled

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 16 Sep 2024, 14:48, archived)

Whatever next? 122 Leadenhall Street?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 16:44, archived)

Don't take marys axe. Why she needs it I dunno

( mongychops, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 18:46, archived)

For chopping stuff, would be my guess.
That's their usual purpose, anyway.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 20:04, archived)

Hi

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 16 Sep 2024, 14:47, archived)

EAT SHIT

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 14:58, archived)

SMEGWHIFF

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 15:01, archived)

BELLCHEESE

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 16 Sep 2024, 15:09, archived)

GOOCH GOUDA

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 15:11, archived)

, TROUSER

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 15:18, archived)

Might go to that Vic Reeves art exhibition

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 16 Sep 2024, 15:27, archived)

might frig a frog

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 15:40, archived)

-that Vic Reeves art exhibition +Huw Edwards’ house for a bumming

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 15:43, archived)

Dancin' dancin' danciiiiin'
I'm a dancin' machiiiiiiiine
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 15:43, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 19:19, archived)

pour your gherkin juice down my throat, please

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 15:44, archived)

, Trouser

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 16 Sep 2024, 19:18, archived)