it is my 51st birthday
wooyay and pfft
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:20, archived)

Birthday Cheers
lol old
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:22, archived)

I received a Happy Birthday email...from Greggs
a new low
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:14, archived)

Take a big shit on top

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:21, archived)

Gareth 'Gaz+
+Jones
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:26, archived)

-Gr +Sm

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 12:22, archived)

OLD!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:22, archived)

OLD 'EH EFF' M8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:23, archived)

Please accept one unit of Happy Birthday

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:29, archived)

Received with thanks

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:23, archived)

Just another 60 years to go until you leave the Shire

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:51, archived)

I'm a bit too big to be a hobbit

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:24, archived)

Especially in those clown shoes

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:24, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt, it's my 47th

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 10:57, archived)

the very best of birthday wishes to you, you suppurating helmet

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:25, archived)

happy birthday mr. h

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:39, archived)

Cheers mofahahahahahahaha

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:50, archived)

Happy birthday, you old bastard.
/ac from about 30 seconds ago
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 12:03, archived)

Happy birthday!
We all seem to have the same Birthday week, we should form some sort of club
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:53, archived)

Happy birthday

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:20, archived)

thanks pal

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:27, archived)

happy birthday

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 11:39, archived)

chz m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 12:25, archived)

Happy birthday, you old bastard.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 12:03, archived)

much obliged, squire

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 12:26, archived)

Happy birthday on this day which is your birthday, being the anniversary of the day on which you were born.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 13:59, archived)

Invisible years
Invisiyears
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:17, archived)

Happy birthday!
May you have a higher number of future birthdays than you are statistically entitled to.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 15:52, archived)

Unlikely nig

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:17, archived)

happy birthday to you and anyone else who wants to have a birthday this week
youtu.be/EyA2Uf4Fk-g
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 17:37, archived)

Thanks Dick
I detest Bowie Deacon tbh
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Sep 2024, 20:40, archived)