Sun's over the yard arm
What's your afternoon going to be like?
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 13:08, archived)

pretty shit

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 13:11, archived)

Candle’s.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 13:16, archived)

Hot candles baby!

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 13:20, archived)

Fuck you, candlebitch

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 13:23, archived)

lol noob

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 13:51, archived)

boon lol

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 7 Oct 2024, 18:04, archived)

ARSEBOON DILBARO

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 19:06, archived)

So many dynamos!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 7 Oct 2024, 19:43, archived)

Hot wax stick action

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:24, archived)

showoff

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 20:09, archived)

alright

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 7 Oct 2024, 13:44, archived)

copious quantities of anal

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 13:52, archived)

I'll take £10 worth please
and don't expect a tip.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:05, archived)

I’d expect at least the tip

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:13, archived)

I give a generous tip

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:15, archived)

Bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:16, archived)

You would say that
But without being racist
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:31, archived)

Lacist

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 19:33, archived)

Got a lot of email enquiries to reply to
That'll take an hour. Right now, I'm watching the cat play with a small pile of 2p coins.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:08, archived)

the cat Rob 2 50 coin ham
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:14, archived)

Rob isn't this cute
imgur.com/pG76MVu
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:21, archived)

That is a very cute cat

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:25, archived)

She heckin' is

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:52, archived)

I like this, so I’ve clicked I like this

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:54, archived)

that's not a pile

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 16:35, archived)

Maybe it was before the kittin got at it?

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 17:40, archived)

Lol piles

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 7 Oct 2024, 18:43, archived)

Resting and watching films

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:24, archived)

Gentlemen Prefer Leather?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:31, archived)

Ladies prefer velour
(DFS' less successful slogan in the 80s)
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:53, archived)

Jurassic Park

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 17:21, archived)

Fast and bulbous.
And tapered, also.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 14:59, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 17:32, archived)

What's your favorite? I know mine is ;)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 20:12, archived)

Winker

( mongychops, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 20:32, archived)

Brick

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 21:15, archived)