So it looks like the search function was finally working properly for the first time in about a decade, but only for a few days, and is now not working at all.
Nice one, sn0tters. Thanks a bunch
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 8 Oct 2024, 16:55, archived)

Cunts like that ruin it for everyone

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:03, archived)

Absolute BASTARD.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:03, archived)

Cheers!

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:17, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:18, archived)

Cheers Cheers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:19, archived)

Spunk!

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:19, archived)

Where?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:19, archived)

Where you left it

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:37, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:53, archived)

Hi!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 19:24, archived)

Here
*points at crotch*
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:37, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:53, archived)

are you the one who appointed mysql8 because i don't think it's working out

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:19, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:19, archived)

Should have gone with mysql9

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:20, archived)

i asked chatgpt and you're right, 9 is definitely greater than 8

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:23, archived)

You said:
Is mofaha right when he says you told him 9 is greater than 8 or is he making that up?
ChatGPT said:
ChatGPT
Mofaha is correct—9 is indeed greater than 8!




You said:
But did you tell him that?
ChatGPT said:

I haven't had any interactions with Mofaha, so if he said I told him that, he might be making it up. However, mathematically speaking, 9 is greater than 8!
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:34, archived)

mofaha you need to start with i am mofaha
or this will keep happening
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:36, archived)

Oh shit I am mofaha

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:52, archived)

oh no

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 18:20, archived)

It's fine, I'm Johnny Nomates

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 19:38, archived)

in the early days of chatgpt I tried to heckle it into saying something about user mofaha from b3ta
it wouldn't have any of it, didn't know about individual accounts, but then when I asked it about rob it suddenly got very chatty.
I remember it made up a load of online media awards and generously handed them to him, also the word "irreverent" came up a lot, do the strikey yourselves
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 19:46, archived)

, Trouser

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 20:04, archived)

Ah fuck
you're right
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:36, archived)

I don't recall him saying it was definitively fixed. Certainly search turns up nothing to that effect.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:07, archived)

It's all an illusion, man

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:18, archived)

Works for me
I searched for "Query failed." and it found 1 result
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:11, archived)

that was me mate

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:13, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:17, archived)

should be two now, because you mentioned it
nope just the one result, but I can't tell if it's the original result you got or if it's from when you mentioned it
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:15, archived)

It takes time for the databsae to catch up

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:19, archived)

propagate

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:31, archived)

A geordie’s favourite type of hinged barrier

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:43, archived)

eyup

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:53, archived)

But
Have you tried it again?
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:18, archived)

no need, looks like someone's fixed it
👍🏻
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:21, archived)

Thank fuck for that

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:37, archived)

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=No
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:21, archived)

Does it max out at 50 pages?
Quite interesting searching for the n-word by the way. /talk needs to die.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:59, archived)

You need better hobbies! :-o

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 18:31, archived)

I understand your reaction(ary response)
but the person identifying a problem is not the problem.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 19:42, archived)

Not THE problem, no.
Just A problem :D
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 13:16, archived)

No.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 16:42, archived)

Now that both search and the archive are working again I can link to this classic
b3ta.com/talk/6208225
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 17:52, archived)

Cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 8 Oct 2024, 18:10, archived)

Good old Sebastian Winnet

( mongychops, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 18:54, archived)

🧣🐓🐶

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 20:46, archived)

Christ he was a pretentious cunt.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 9:12, archived)