smegging smeggy smeg and stick milk on it
a/c

hullo
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 16:46, archived)

Well you would say that, wouldn't you.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 17:02, archived)

yes I fucking would m8, want to make something of it?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 17:10, archived)

Yes please!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 17:22, archived)

Result

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 19:46, archived)

There he is! Day complete!
Huzzah!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 17:02, archived)

hi, Trouser

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 17:10, archived)

I might change my icon.
I had Hitler before this, so... which to choose?!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 17:14, archived)

There, a classic Jam brand.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 17:15, archived)

that jam was really meaty

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 17:35, archived)

Winner

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 19:43, archived)

S|M|E|G|G

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 17:21, archived)

You know what they say
You can't make a penis omelette...
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 19:44, archived)

Hello Sam

(Fantasma. Flapjack and MONO!, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 17:22, archived)

Hi

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 19:45, archived)

Sorry m8 I'm off to the juicer.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 17:24, archived)

Forgiven

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 19:43, archived)

You massive woofter

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 22 Oct 2024, 17:28, archived)

Hieperdepiep hoera!
Today a doctor confirmed that I'm officially brain challenged.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 17:58, archived)

Now I am entitled misbehave and blame my neurons
I think that's what they said anyway. I stopped paying attention.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 18:01, archived)

seriously though, did you get any actual help or just a confirmation that yes, you are a bit mum and dad

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 20:13, archived)

No help as such, but some contacts for support groups
Mostly I just want to be able to register with HR that I'm officially odd, so please make the bad people leave me alone.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 12:39, archived)

What's the diagnosis?
Being mental myself I have an interest in such things
(Fantasma. Flapjack and MONO!, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 18:18, archived)

The autism
Full report to follow
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 18:53, archived)

You did an online survey, didn't you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 21:00, archived)

No, I had a professional assessment, after years of waiting list

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 21:46, archived)

Fair enough, your response checks out

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 21:58, archived)

In all seriousness though,
I hope this will help you process and move on with your life and all the challenges it brings.

Also, for what it's worth, you were quite low down on my 'undiagnosed autism /talker' mental list. Not that I have a list, because that would be quite autistic oh god maybe I am too
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 22:09, archived)

❤️

(Fantasma. Flapjack and MONO!, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:14, archived)

Ta!
I am an accomplished mimic and chameleon.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 11:54, archived)