I suspect the bruising will fit the pattern of some sort of impromptu ruminant ungulate proctology disaster.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:58, archived)

I am Mystic Smeg!
I have returned to predict that whichever corrupt dickweasel wins the right to wear the big cowboy hat tomorrow, their opponents won't accept it and will start Civil war 2 electric boogaloo.

Today's homeopathic remedy is meat juices.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:59, archived)

Finally! A homeopathic remedy I can get behind!

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 20:09, archived)

Please only post in new threads, Mystic Smeg! I would hate for someone to miss your important messages.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 10:45, archived)

i only understood hoofed mammal

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:59, archived)

I reckon you got hurt fisting a yak, mate.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:03, archived)

totes and blates

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:05, archived)

fyakker eh?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:56, archived)

I taped their Peel session in 1983, still got the cassette

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:06, archived)

Their pre-Peel stuff was better, the wax cylinder recordings have that lovely mellow analogue sound

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:09, archived)

Impromptu Ruminant Ungulate Proctology Disaster, eh?
They recorded a great Peel Session back in 1997.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:51, archived)

Oh. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:51, archived)

I shall leave my post up as a warning.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:51, archived)

It was witty but with terrible timing.
Like most of us here.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:17, archived)

Except for the witty bit.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:20, archived)

lol you got the year wrong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:41, archived)

The 1997 session was absolutely terrible
you fucking stupid fucking cunt
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 19:28, archived)

:(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Nov 2024, 21:15, archived)

He played it at the wrong speed

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 7:23, archived)