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hit my elbow last week.
got a bruise from bicep to wrist and swollen tf
just been to not man enough injuries but nothing broke
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:54, archived)
I suspect the bruising will fit the pattern of some sort of impromptu ruminant ungulate proctology disaster.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:58, archived)
I am Mystic Smeg!
I have returned to predict that whichever corrupt dickweasel wins the right to wear the big cowboy hat tomorrow, their opponents won't accept it and will start Civil war 2 electric boogaloo.

Today's homeopathic remedy is meat juices.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:59, archived)
Finally! A homeopathic remedy I can get behind!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 20:09, archived)
Please only post in new threads, Mystic Smeg! I would hate for someone to miss your important messages.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 10:45, archived)
i only understood hoofed mammal

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:59, archived)
I reckon you got hurt fisting a yak, mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:03, archived)
totes and blates

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:05, archived)
fyakker eh?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:56, archived)
I taped their Peel session in 1983, still got the cassette

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:06, archived)
Their pre-Peel stuff was better, the wax cylinder recordings have that lovely mellow analogue sound

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:09, archived)
Impromptu Ruminant Ungulate Proctology Disaster, eh?
They recorded a great Peel Session back in 1997.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:51, archived)
Oh. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:51, archived)
I shall leave my post up as a warning.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:51, archived)
It was witty but with terrible timing.
Like most of us here.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:17, archived)
Except for the witty bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:20, archived)
lol you got the year wrong

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:41, archived)
The 1997 session was absolutely terrible
you fucking stupid fucking cunt
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 19:28, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Nov 2024, 21:15, archived)
He played it at the wrong speed

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 7:23, archived)
The new Cure album is decent.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:31, archived)
Got it on order, resisting the urge to stream it beforehand

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:35, archived)
Did you watch the live set at the weekend on BBC2?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:24, archived)
I didn’t but I don’t have a TV licence anymore so no BBC for me
lol BBC etc
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:32, archived)
DEFUND THE BBC

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:41, archived)
If that means no more Laura Kuenssberg, then yes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:42, archived)
I'm streaming it beforehand as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:03, archived)
FILTH

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:08, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8429565
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:11, archived)
I only like A Forest, that's an excellent record
Killing An Arab seems to have been dropped from recent sets, can't think why
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:05, archived)
It’s not as good as Impromptu Ruminant Ungulate Proctology Disaster‘s third album.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:18, archived)
I liked them before they were famous.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:41, archived)
They sold out just prior to forming

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:47, archived)
Haha, classic Impromptu Ruminant Ungulate Proctology Disaster!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 19:33, archived)