If you want to picture the future,
imagine a very fat bum farting on a human face, forever.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Nov 2024, 14:53, archived)

Both Trump and Biden will be dead before the 2028 election.
I'm not saying he won't still be farting, though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 14:57, archived)

Oh was that about the election? I thought Mr. Tea was doing a satirical commentary on the state of the mods here.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:00, archived)

Do not try and bend the mod, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth... There is no mod... Then you'll see that it is not the mod that bends, it is only yourself.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:02, archived)

is this post LGBTQ friendly?

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:46, archived)

In case anyone is wondering yes it's a virus
open.spotify.com/track/5stJEL2X1WkqAFz4kTq8hV?si=12b9be28c2434693
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:03, archived)

I'd like to see AOC take on Morgan Ortagus in 2028 IYKWIM

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:19, archived)

It'll be the reanimated corpse of Bernie Sanders vs MTG

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:40, archived)

An easy wank, cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:00, archived)

Beepy?
Been a while
(Smug Bastard LOL, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:11, archived)

^ staind

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:13, archived)

Vowel
smh
(Smug Bastard LOL, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:14, archived)

*whsh*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 8:14, archived)

Not tonight I’ve got a headache

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:20, archived)

I for one
Welcome our dark overlord
(Smug Bastard LOL, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:08, archived)

Come LOL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:25, archived)

LOL
lord - like a gayer
(Smug Bastard LOL, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:26, archived)

You wear SuperDry.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:32, archived)

Nappies/Diapers
It's an age thing
(Smug Bastard LOL, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:36, archived)

You croissant-munching tosser

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 16:55, archived)

we +e Dry Matt
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:08, archived)

Christ, that weird cunt

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:20, archived)

Just told my daughter that America's new president is Donald Trump.
Her response was 'Trump means fart'
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 17:10, archived)

so does Donald these days

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 18:10, archived)

Good girl.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 20:53, archived)