Hello to all of the beautiful people here. And you as well, you hideous shit.
What's the best thing about you? Is it your sense of humour? Your stunningly accurate recall of the names of every character from He-Man? Your huge pendulous manboobs?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 10:39, archived)

Hi to all (including that hideous shit, you know who you are)
I'm afraid it's nigh on impossible to pick the best thing about me given the incredible list I have to choose from. I'm fucking gr8 all round.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 10:57, archived)

It's the manboobs for you then?
I'm just kidding, I'm sure there's a list of great things about you that's as long as Jeremy Beadle's hand.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:10, archived)

I can come immediately, thanks.

( $$ ✅, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:05, archived)

Some people like that, of course.
Just make sure to wipe it up afterwards.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:11, archived)

Hello Sam

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:09, archived)

I'm not sure
I'm generous, apparently.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:10, archived)

Give me 11p and I'll believe you.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:12, archived)

All my money today is being spent on my mum
As it's her birthday
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:15, archived)

Happy birthday Smash Mumkey!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:16, archived)

probably my online personality

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:29, archived)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone here loves you.
Except that hideous shit I mentioned previously.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:32, archived)

My incredible and unrivalled modesty

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:36, archived)

No need to be modest when you're that hideous!
Wait I mean hideous great
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:40, archived)

I’m having a hideous shit as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:45, archived)

This
*does this*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:51, archived)

*comes immediately*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 11:53, archived)

I'm a money thief

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 12:43, archived)

I knew it!

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 12:53, archived)

Not really, I'm Karl Popper!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 14:39, archived)

-p +o

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:50, archived)

Oopper, Popoer, mm

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 15:51, archived)

Oopper, Pooper, Doopity Do

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 16:42, archived)

you called?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:19, archived)

Despite all the bad things about me, I do usually have a kind heart.
♥
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 13:18, archived)

Oh something funny?
I am at the age where bending, laughing and farting are never mutually exclusive so I provide a lot of amusement to those around me.
(Bou threatened 🖕 not a good thing. SAD!, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 13:29, archived)

I can tell a lot about someone simply by putting my finger up their bumhole.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 13:43, archived)

If that's an offer, I'm in.
Or you're in, I guess.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 13:48, archived)

They don't like it.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 14:36, archived)

Never, ever trust a fart.
When I say fart, I mean a scouser.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 18 Nov 2024, 14:15, archived)