Have a great World Toilet Day!

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 8:13, archived)

hoping to get down to Trafalgar Square for the celebrations later but I'm a bit bogged down at work at the mo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 8:24, archived)

I’m flush with excitement!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 8:25, archived)

apparently record numbers have logged on the official website

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 8:56, archived)

I'll try
but I'm a bit down in the dumps
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 19 Nov 2024, 9:10, archived)

i hope this year won't be as shit as the last

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 9:38, archived)

You're on a roll here.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 10:20, archived)

Why is world toilet day and international mens day the same day eh? What are they trying to imply? How do I celebrate now? Drink beer while shitting and talking about football? Down with the Matriarchy! Give us back our foreskins!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:29, archived)

*reluctantly hands back prepuce*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:32, archived)

Finally, now I can pinch the end and wee into it causing it to balloon, then release it all in one go like a urine bomb in order to assert dominance.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 11:58, archived)

consider me bowled over

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 12:42, archived)