Status updates, please.
I'm currently felching a finch but it's losing its appeal, so I might jizz on a jay in a bit.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:38, archived)

i'm buggering a buffalo
in the arse
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:39, archived)

hello
can anyone recommend a really really good audible book or books? i've got six credits, probably had six for ages just found out you can only have six as they apparently expire, so i've basically been paying for nothing since i haven't been using them.
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:53, archived)

Diddling Dingos for Dummies

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 18:18, archived)

thanks

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 18:20, archived)

Any Andrew vachss on audio? Great pulp fiction novels

( mongychops, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 18:20, archived)

yes there <s>are some</s> is one of his
the questioner
veil's vist
two trains running
foreskintaken
another chance to get it right


( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 19:15, archived)

Enjoyed all his books.

( mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 0:21, archived)

I'm greasing up a gibbon, presently.
I will no doubt chin-dong a chimp, later.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:45, archived)

Why the primates?
Makes it easier to pretend it's your mum, etc.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:47, archived)

Just off out to gunt-punch a gnu

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:48, archived)

Lubing a Lühder's bushshrike

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Nov 2024, 18:06, archived)

Hiding in the bogs at work
Because I don't want to mop the corridor
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 18:07, archived)

stay strong

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 19:17, archived)

Back to work, you lazy slob.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Nov 2024, 19:33, archived)

Also, it seems some retarded wankbaffle
Has decided to try to insult me by changing my bio info.
What a tragic waste of flesh and oxygen.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 20:01, archived)

careful, they'll change it to that next

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 20:08, archived)

I know
Hilarious, isn't it?
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 20:27, archived)

oh yes. definitely.

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 21:17, archived)

What, on here?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 23:54, archived)

Hang on, how did they do that?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Nov 2024, 23:31, archived)

Fuck knows
But I can't change it back
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:15, archived)

Do you know when it changed?

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 0:34, archived)

so you can check your diary if you were pissed up that night?

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 2:28, archived)

Exactly

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 8:27, archived)

I could check the logs for any suspicious activity
Around the time it happened.
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 8:28, archived)

Luckily mine is ok, Sn0tters.
So it's not the end of the world yet.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:33, archived)

Phew

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 13:28, archived)

Trust me, I would never call myself thick

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:15, archived)

Yeah but when did it change?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:34, archived)

I don't know, I very rarely check it
But I've fixed it now
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:58, archived)

and your sig...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 11:02, archived)

Just ask Bou how she did it.
My guess is she just guessed the password.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 14:36, archived)

I might goon with a baboon later
once I unload a bumload on a ribbed toad.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 20:10, archived)

Ribbed for your pleasure?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 20:28, archived)

I did my own research
and found that the American Ribbed Toad is otherwise known as a 'tailed frog' - and the tail is in fact an "extension of the male cloaca."

So it's more likely ribbed for their pleasure, I guess the females' pleasure specifically, since they employ internal fertilisation and the females are presumably the ones selecting for bigger male sex organs.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 21:06, archived)

You have way too much time on your hands

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 21:10, archived)

I barely spend any time on my hands.
What do you have against knowing stuff?
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 21:31, archived)

Nothing
But amphibians, although lovely, are not a topic I feel like spending time on
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 21:41, archived)

Fingering a Fennec Fox

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 22:16, archived)

Providing emotional support to a horse,
because I just care, alright?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 1:42, archived)