Some woman brought her kid in with a rash and asked what it was, I said "molluscum contagiosum" and she looked at me like I was some sort of Harry Potter cunt.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 18:39, archived)

That is *SO* hufflepuff of you!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Nov 2024, 18:51, archived)

Alright President Putin
dr death
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 27 Nov 2024, 18:57, archived)

Bifidus digestivum

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 19:31, archived)

^spasticus autisticus

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 Nov 2024, 20:55, archived)

^horrendus bullivum

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 21:28, archived)

^tentacular ovipositor horrendum

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 22:32, archived)

mollu contagiosum
Harry Potter
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 21:30, archived)

Some woman brought her kid in with a rash and asked what it was, I said "molluscum contagiosum" and she looked at me like I was some sort of Harry Potter cunt
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 21:49, archived)

TBF I am a total cunt cunt

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 23:10, archived)

I've got an anecdote about a Canadian woman who presented a private prescription for her young son's infected bellend,
but they're not my forte.

tl;dr: hot Canada pisspipe action
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 21:56, archived)

Foreskin cream please.
Certainly!
*places four tubes of E45 on the counter*
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 23:13, archived)