A bright shiny new day!
How are you going to spoil it?
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 8:39, archived)

The mental wants to go shopping
She'll ruin it for me
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 9:02, archived)

Yeah
but please tell us how it goes because LOL!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 9:13, archived)

I need something stronger than alcohol 🍸

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 18:57, archived)

Have you tried... very strong alcohol?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Dec 2024, 19:04, archived)

I only have gin

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 19:07, archived)

have you tried a gin enema?

( MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 19:12, archived)

No
Nor will I.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 19:17, archived)

Prude

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 14 Dec 2024, 19:28, archived)

All gin enemas taste the same.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Dec 2024, 21:07, archived)

Like painful rectum?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 21:17, archived)

By existing

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 9:04, archived)

By donating $1 million to the Trump inauguration

( $$ ✅, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 9:19, archived)

*pssst*
He won already.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Dec 2024, 15:20, archived)

Donating to his inauguration before he won it would have been a bit silly.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 17:12, archived)

Oh, I missed that word.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Dec 2024, 18:32, archived)

prolly toss off a ptarmigan
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 9:26, archived)

That's a fine idea

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 11:29, archived)

"Ptoss off", I think you mean.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Dec 2024, 19:05, archived)

Prolly do some Kegels.

( .Yeti., Sat 14 Dec 2024, 10:05, archived)

With smoked salmon and cream cheese

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 10:07, archived)

When you take over a bagel place, the first thing to do is change the lox.

( .Yeti., Sat 14 Dec 2024, 10:38, archived)

Jesus
That's terrible
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 10:43, archived)

classic b3ta

( .Yeti., Sat 14 Dec 2024, 10:55, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 14 Dec 2024, 10:23, archived)

By getting them out for the lads
#wahey
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 12:41, archived)

alrite Two Tits

( MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 13:11, archived)

Wait!
What?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 14 Dec 2024, 13:41, archived)

alrite six tits

( MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 13:59, archived)

Hiya

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 14 Dec 2024, 14:29, archived)

Quaid, you're drunk.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 14:55, archived)

start the compactor!

( MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 15:16, archived)

Oh baby, you make me wish I had 2 weeks

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 14 Dec 2024, 15:19, archived)

2 4
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 18:47, archived)

By saying something stupid like I love you. <3

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 16:08, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 14 Dec 2024, 18:11, archived)