Wrote our our Christmas cards last night
found a list from 2022 and had to take a few people off as they've died in the last two years.

How you all doing? Anyone started on the Bailleys yet or are you holding off until later in the day?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 13:56, Reply)

I'm thinking of giving crack a try

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 14:00, Reply)

I hear it's very moreish

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 14:22, Reply)

you should try tagine m8
it's very moorish
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:45, Reply)

You should try the large expanse of heather in north-eastern Yorkshire
it's very moorish
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:59, Reply)

you should try doing some murders

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 17:49, Reply)

As were the Bond films of the late 70s the mid 80s

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:00, Reply)

Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me moorish
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:05, Reply)

You should be impregnated by both Liam Gallagher and Pete Doherty.
That's extremely moorish, although it sounds more like a threat.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:08, Reply)

Might buy some imitation resin
It’s very Myrrh-ish
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:11, Reply)

SEASONAL PUN MOTHERFUCKERS

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:15, Reply)

HOLOLIDAYS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:16, Reply)

oh very good

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 17:48, Reply)

I've already got one

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:45, Reply)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:05, Reply)

Two of those

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 17:15, Reply)

I bet you've got one of those weird vertical ones.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:05, Reply)

i've got two bumholes

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:09, Reply)

YOU STOLE GONZ'S BUMHOLE!?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:23, Reply)

I AM NOT A BUMHOLE THIEF

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:25, Reply)

^ bum-burglar

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:29, Reply)

^ committing l-arse-ny

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:33, Reply)

Causing a breach of the ringpiece ^

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 17:19, Reply)

YES! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO CAN FART IN F#

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 17:15, Reply)

PARP!
_^PARP!
( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 17:18, Reply)

I'm thinking of giving peace a chance

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 17:47, Reply)

I'm pretty fucken meh m8 tbh
I'm on the Hazy Jane which I wish I didn't really love because Brewdog are spastics
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:26, Reply)

My parents and sister live near where they're based.
One of the founders has built a house near where we walked the dog yesterday, my dad points it out every fucking time. It's got a panoramic whisky bar sticking out of the top, overlooking the dunes and estuary. The view must be phenomenal. He jogged past us on the beach a couple of years ago and didn't invite us in. Cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:44, Reply)

oh come on m8 your dad's not that bad

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:45, Reply)

Thanks for trying to comfort me, but you know he is.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:50, Reply)

I thought you loathed IPAs?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:47, Reply)

Easy mistake to make, it's Indians he loathes.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:51, Reply)

Indians, Pakistanis, Armenians.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:51, Reply)

WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG YOU FUCKING DICKSPLASH

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:54, Reply)

classic 80s insult there

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:55, Reply)

Obvs
Brew Dog as a company are arseholes, but they make some nice beers.

All that 'punks' stuff is fucken cringe.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:56, Reply)

punks?

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 18:01, Reply)

PUNKS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Dec 2024, 18:01, Reply)

+S

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Dec 2024, 18:01, Reply)

PUNKSS

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 18:06, Reply)

Classic monster munch!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Dec 2024, 18:40, Reply)

I can't even remember the last time I sent a physical Christmas card,
or a physical anything card, for that matter. It's been e-cards for years in my family.
( .Yeti., Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:34, Reply)

e-c ret
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:46, Reply)

i like this

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 17:52, Reply)

As far as I can tell,
none of the wise men/kings/astrologers presented Joseph, Mary or Jesus with a folded card on the occasion of Jesus's birth and they don't feature in the Bible at all. I can't find any evidence of them existing in the pre-Christian pagan tradition either. They exist to emotionally and financially exploit people for the benefit of card manufacturers.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:47, Reply)

Lisa, don't you ruin another Love Day.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:52, Reply)

I wrote a reply then accidentally deleted it before posting.
You'll just have to imagine what it was.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:37, Reply)

I imagine it said "I'm a smelly poo-poo bum willy head"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:54, Reply)

At times you're a very imaginative person.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:39, Reply)

I’m still working until Friday
Then shit will get real
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:06, Reply)

During lockdown I sent my sister an xmas card that I'd bought in 1999
I'm not big on sending cards.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:08, Reply)

I don’t usually send them either
Might give the girlfriend one though
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:09, Reply)

... AND A CARD!!!!!!!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:10, Reply)

haha yeah, nice 1

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:12, Reply)

geezer
and that's as far as the conversation went
( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:26, Reply)

Jarvis COCK

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:30, Reply)

Damon All Barn Doors Open

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:50, Reply)

and a card, lol!

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:36, Reply)

lol give her a card as well LOLOLOLOLOLOL

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:43, Reply)

haha, CARD!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 17:43, Reply)

classic b3ta

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 17:51, Reply)

Look, I'm sorry, but when is someone going to look at my knoblet?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:17, Reply)

Tomorrow. 10am. Have it out ready

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:19, Reply)

i actually looked at it last week

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:29, Reply)

And?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 17:52, Reply)

just trying to find a counsellor with the relevant experience

( MiseryCunt ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 18:07, Reply)