Deady Stobart

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 13:09, Reply)

Eddie Stopheart

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 13:11, Reply)

there's a bloke here fixing our shower rail
that's all good and well but I have the chronic shits and badly need the bog
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 13:30, Reply)

Just use the bog and maintain eye contact to assert dominance

lol ass
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 13:38, Reply)

'do us a favour and give this a wipe, would you m8?'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 13:47, Reply)

Just shit in a Pringles tube and leave it on the stairs
like any normal human being.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:15, Reply)

Alright gonz

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:19, Reply)

Is "shower rail" a nick name for a family member?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:55, Reply)

His friends call him Rod

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 15:07, Reply)

LOL member

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 15:14, Reply)

he's the man, the man with the funny member

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 16:26, Reply)

alright Kirsty Maccoll

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 15:48, Reply)

She's called Boaty McBoatface these days

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 16:04, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8433496
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 16:24, Reply)

I expect you mean 'acute', not 'chronic', you ill-educated oik.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Dec 2024, 21:26, Reply)

Oh so now you’re the expert on Queef’s’s digestive system?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 21:46, Reply)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 13:58, Reply)

meh,

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:04, Reply)

Over 100 bottles of booze in my office.
To be split between 20 of us.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:18, Reply)

nice, any standouts?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:29, Reply)

It's all mass market stuff, Waitrose, M&S etc.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:32, Reply)

both those shops have decent selections, esp Waitrose

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:59, Reply)

Waitrose Gruner Veltliner
An argy malbec
A chablis
A prosecco
Waitrose gavi
A portugese red
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 15:16, Reply)

love a Gruner, got well into that in Vienna last year

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 15:18, Reply)

By 'Gruner' you mean 'Austrian femboys', right?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 15:32, Reply)

I'm not at liberty to say

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 15:36, Reply)

r er t
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 15:33, Reply)

6 bottles each tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:36, Reply)

Still, 95's a good innings.

( .Yeti., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:20, Reply)

Yeah, I thought he'd be limited to 56.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:23, Reply)

This is most excellent

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 15:00, Reply)

^

( .Yeti., Wed 18 Dec 2024, 15:14, Reply)

lols

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 15:44, Reply)